It’s certainly an apt analogy- I’ve felt dead ever since I got married.
Some units on display
The hilarity was contagious, spreading like wildfire through the massive gathering of the 5 fat baldy farmers whose drunk wheeze it was in the first place

Weak headline. I think OP just gave up.
Bet it sounded funny in the pub after 12 pints of Guinness…
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This is genius 😂
I bet they love drinking pints and are gas men
Should have carried the coffin to the altar
It’s certainly an apt analogy- I’ve felt dead ever since I got married.
Some units on display
The hilarity was contagious, spreading like wildfire through the massive gathering of the 5 fat baldy farmers whose drunk wheeze it was in the first place

Weak headline. I think OP just gave up.
Bet it sounded funny in the pub after 12 pints of Guinness…
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