Very accurate, even the slips of paper are laminated. I like it.
Very nicely yankproofed.
I’m sure he has cameras installed in the house to ensure rules are followed
It’s in the basement. Sure it isn’t Östralian?
Owning Airbnbs is a massive pain in the ass. Anything that stops someone from emailing or calling you is worth doing. My father in law has 5, the first 4 he bought in one go and spent the entire summer on the phone answering ridiculous questions.
Also there’s the fines for the recycling and time it takes to organise other people’s rubbish is a bit shit when it needs to be turned over in a matter of hours.
Least depressing Airbnb in Germany.
…can I admit that all I noticed was the low ceiling? Was distracted the whole time. There’s a min of 2.40m ceiling for the space to be habitable Hans!
Wait, doors are usually 2.10m, is this guy just tall?
I had one in england with a sign telling me to shower daily. What am I, indian?
It’s kind of wild that Ashkenazi Jews and Germans didn’t get along – we’re both autistic with OCD. I guess the Germans just wanted to be the most autistic
Also all the decorative plants are made out of plastic because god forbid the leaves are going over the approved DIN-norm for the planter size
Airbnb host over here with a lot of German guests. Hans is absolutely the pinnacle of a good guest.
Zer gutt.
ORGANIZATION IST ALLES!
Hans, where biodegradable waste bin?
Love that we get our own translation of the instructions. Can’t pretend we didn’t understand them, Hans is being smart!
Wait, why don’t they have a compost?
German prisons are crazy
Nothing pisses me of more than this stupid fake accent. You dont talk like this. We all know you dont talk like this. Not even people that actually have strong german accents talk like this.
My wife had one German grandparent now I know why she’s so extra 🤯🔫
I must have ancestry going back to the Saxons because I’d fucking love an Airbnb like this. Usually it’s completely different as described and nothing works.
As it should be
…isn’t this normal? I’d argue the separate trash bins are inefficient af but that’s it.
You guys overstimate people’s ability to behave.
The longer I live in Germany the less funny this guys gets, what is happening to me?
Germans laugh about it but I just find it highly exhausting. Having rules is good but that’s rough even on an autistic level
Obviously fake, the escape route sign does not comply with DIN EN 1838
Wait I love that clock/alarm/timer/thermometer hybrid device I need this shit right now
Me likey, except the fact that you put english before our vastly superior lingua franca that is french on your posters
Ja und der Biomüll?! Hm? 🧐
Seeing this makes me sad how we failed our most important strength, even though we still are able to. Bureaucracy and Regulations should not be the problem, they were once our biggest strength (see din norms). But we failed at what is most german: to keep it precise and efficient. Its become disorganized. Like an old pc that went through many hands but noone ever bothered to clean up and organize.
That is the cheapest extractor hood available on the market
Wer macht urlaub in Deutschland sowieso?
Very German. I approve
Why this was so relaxing to watch?
That Airbnb is as white as its expected guests.
What’s that clock/thermostat thing called
I fear this room will scold me if I even dare to ponder breaking a rule (I never would Hans! The red Ampelmann has to be obeyed!)
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Very accurate, even the slips of paper are laminated. I like it.
Very nicely yankproofed.
I’m sure he has cameras installed in the house to ensure rules are followed
It’s in the basement. Sure it isn’t Östralian?
Owning Airbnbs is a massive pain in the ass. Anything that stops someone from emailing or calling you is worth doing. My father in law has 5, the first 4 he bought in one go and spent the entire summer on the phone answering ridiculous questions.
Also there’s the fines for the recycling and time it takes to organise other people’s rubbish is a bit shit when it needs to be turned over in a matter of hours.
Least depressing Airbnb in Germany.
…can I admit that all I noticed was the low ceiling? Was distracted the whole time. There’s a min of 2.40m ceiling for the space to be habitable Hans!
Wait, doors are usually 2.10m, is this guy just tall?
I had one in england with a sign telling me to shower daily. What am I, indian?
It’s kind of wild that Ashkenazi Jews and Germans didn’t get along – we’re both autistic with OCD. I guess the Germans just wanted to be the most autistic
Also all the decorative plants are made out of plastic because god forbid the leaves are going over the approved DIN-norm for the planter size
Airbnb host over here with a lot of German guests. Hans is absolutely the pinnacle of a good guest.
Zer gutt.
ORGANIZATION IST ALLES!
Hans, where biodegradable waste bin?
Love that we get our own translation of the instructions. Can’t pretend we didn’t understand them, Hans is being smart!
Wait, why don’t they have a compost?
German prisons are crazy
Nothing pisses me of more than this stupid fake accent. You dont talk like this. We all know you dont talk like this. Not even people that actually have strong german accents talk like this.
My wife had one German grandparent now I know why she’s so extra 🤯🔫
I must have ancestry going back to the Saxons because I’d fucking love an Airbnb like this. Usually it’s completely different as described and nothing works.
As it should be
…isn’t this normal? I’d argue the separate trash bins are inefficient af but that’s it.
You guys overstimate people’s ability to behave.
The longer I live in Germany the less funny this guys gets, what is happening to me?
Germans laugh about it but I just find it highly exhausting. Having rules is good but that’s rough even on an autistic level
Obviously fake, the escape route sign does not comply with DIN EN 1838
Wait I love that clock/alarm/timer/thermometer hybrid device I need this shit right now
Me likey, except the fact that you put english before our vastly superior lingua franca that is french on your posters
Ja und der Biomüll?! Hm? 🧐
Seeing this makes me sad how we failed our most important strength, even though we still are able to. Bureaucracy and Regulations should not be the problem, they were once our biggest strength (see din norms). But we failed at what is most german: to keep it precise and efficient. Its become disorganized. Like an old pc that went through many hands but noone ever bothered to clean up and organize.
That is the cheapest extractor hood available on the market
Wer macht urlaub in Deutschland sowieso?
Very German. I approve
Why this was so relaxing to watch?
That Airbnb is as white as its expected guests.
What’s that clock/thermostat thing called
I fear this room will scold me if I even dare to ponder breaking a rule (I never would Hans! The red Ampelmann has to be obeyed!)
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