least regulated airbnb in Hansburg 🇩🇪🇩🇪



by Old-Owl-1

35 comments
  1. Very accurate, even the slips of paper are laminated. I like it.

  2. I’m sure he has cameras installed in the house to ensure rules are followed

  3. It’s in the basement. Sure it isn’t Östralian?

  4. Owning Airbnbs is a massive pain in the ass. Anything that stops someone from emailing or calling you is worth doing. My father in law has 5, the first 4 he bought in one go and spent the entire summer on the phone answering ridiculous questions.

    Also there’s the fines for the recycling and time it takes to organise other people’s rubbish is a bit shit when it needs to be turned over in a matter of hours.

  5. …can I admit that all I noticed was the low ceiling? Was distracted the whole time. There’s a min of 2.40m ceiling for the space to be habitable Hans!

    Wait, doors are usually 2.10m, is this guy just tall?

  6. I had one in england with a sign telling me to shower daily. What am I, indian?

  7. It’s kind of wild that Ashkenazi Jews and Germans didn’t get along – we’re both autistic with OCD. I guess the Germans just wanted to be the most autistic

  8. Also all the decorative plants are made out of plastic because god forbid the leaves are going over the approved DIN-norm for the planter size

  9. Airbnb host over here with a lot of German guests. Hans is absolutely the pinnacle of a good guest.

  10. Love that we get our own translation of the instructions. Can’t pretend we didn’t understand them, Hans is being smart!

  11. Nothing pisses me of more than this stupid fake accent. You dont talk like this. We all know you dont talk like this. Not even people that actually have strong german accents talk like this.

  12. My wife had one German grandparent now I know why she’s so extra 🤯🔫

  13. I must have ancestry going back to the Saxons because I’d fucking love an Airbnb like this. Usually it’s completely different as described and nothing works.

  14. …isn’t this normal? I’d argue the separate trash bins are inefficient af but that’s it.

    You guys overstimate people’s ability to behave.

  15. The longer I live in Germany the less funny this guys gets, what is happening to me?

  16. Germans laugh about it but I just find it highly exhausting. Having rules is good but that’s rough even on an autistic level

  17. Obviously fake, the escape route sign does not comply with DIN EN 1838

  18. Wait I love that clock/alarm/timer/thermometer hybrid device I need this shit right now

  19. Me likey, except the fact that you put english before our vastly superior lingua franca that is french on your posters

  20. Seeing this makes me sad how we failed our most important strength, even though we still are able to. Bureaucracy and Regulations should not be the problem, they were once our biggest strength (see din norms). But we failed at what is most german: to keep it precise and efficient. Its become disorganized. Like an old pc that went through many hands but noone ever bothered to clean up and organize.

  21. That is the cheapest extractor hood available on the market

  22. I fear this room will scold me if I even dare to ponder breaking a rule (I never would Hans! The red Ampelmann has to be obeyed!)

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