I’m from the only country in Europe everyone agrees is superior, the one you all envy and wish you were born in. A rare special gem among common stones. AMA while I grace you with my presence.

by Not_The_Hero_We_Need

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  1. Zürich – half the size of Vienna’s central cemetery but twice as dead.

  2. Climb down the high mountain, Ueli. The lack of oxygen is damaging your brain

  3. You are from the Greater Grand Duchy of Luxembourg, too? There is two of us? Should we reproduce? Hopefully you are not male…

  7. Why does the Patek Philippe Nautilis look like it was designed in 1970 and then never once upgraded the design?

  10. If I would want to live surrounded by criminals I wouldn’t move from London

  14. nature wise I agree, it’s a beautiful country, but its people are super weird… I’m mean you guys act more German than the Germans themselves

  15. How old were you when you had your first relationship, and why was it with a goat?

  17. Superior? Debatable

    I wish i was born there? Fuck no, may as well be h*ngarian

  18. Einbildung is auch ne Bildung hat mein Vater immer gesagt…

    (sorry, doesn’t work if translated, it means delusion is also a form of education… it’s a play on words.)

  20. The home of the mountain cretins have never been more despised by the rest of Europe – coat tail riding, cowardly, big talking, dictator gold hoarding manlets.

    Urgh. Hm, maybe I made the coffee a bit too strong this morning.

  21. I dated a Swiss girl for like 5.5 years and lived in Lugano for more than a year. You are the weirdest people ever but I still like your country. kind of.

  25. You mean the cowards who hide behind neutrality and act as a front to launder criminal proceedings?

  28. Here’s an actual question instead of just snarky comments: How does it feel paying the highest prices in Europe for the worst food outside of England?

  29. Why do some of you feel the weird need to speak Fr*nch?

  31. What is the best thing about living in Switzerland, apart from literally everywhere else being a cheap vacation ? 

  34. From the german-speaking part of Switzerland but with a french ego, truly an unholy mix of it’s neighbors.

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