Siesta is only one of our superpowers

by R470l1

26 comments
  1. I once choked on a piece of food. After hearing all my gurgling and choking sounds, Siri told me ‘Ok, I will switch to Dutch from now on.’.

  2. You mean that English is a mix between Dutch German and French? Because thats the only way you can expain the horror that’s English grammar.

  3. Ok, keep living with your delusions Pedro. Maybe if your Flag were changed to the UK one, it would make sense.

  4. Most spoken language in the southern hemisphere? Portuguese. That’s right

  5. and our traditionalists arent even chads. theyre like the worst people youll ever meet. it doesn’t really help our case

  6. We created English, you absolute nitwit.

    You just speak the poor man’s Latin

  7. Everyone in Germany speaks Mexican when McDonald’s has its Los Wochos.

  8. Hehe ça ist makkelijk. Pourquoi leert du pas Belgicaans.

  9. Does it really count when they use Mexico’s flag for you language, or Brazil for Portugese? I am just waiting until the Indian flag is used for english, because while america may have more English speakers than Britain, India has more than both.

  10. and we have a basterd version of the English und German mix

  11. You confuse afrikaans with dutch. We would say “onze taal is bijna vergaan”

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