I just was apprehended by the British police today on a railway platform. She clearly was tailing us, and once we had paused she promptly came over and with a very authoritative voice congratulated us for all wearing bicycle helmets.
That was about it. Later on her colleagues via the medium of sarcasm and general piss taking removed some obvious fair dodgers from the platform that claimed they were ‘train spotters innit’
(They were obviously fare Dodgers because they asked the staff where the train was going, and when told Manchester said ‘that’ll do’. Geniuses). Also they didn’t have anoraks, a little book and weak lemon drink in a flask.
I actually have been told to fuck off for doing mildly illegal but very stupid things by the police on numerous occasions. It never stops being absolutely adorable.
I am however aware that piss off an officer in the UK, and they will absolutely taze you. I keep my shenanigans mild.
Don’t be silly we don’t need a Uber !! Helps if she’s fit too 😄
Way. It comes up what they’re like in real life aswell.
America cops, shoot first, lie about it 2nd
I’d rather have a police force where guns are the exception and reserved to focused, trained and experienced officers, not every ya-hoo…
Especially as you’ve got school shootings, traffic stops that end in shootings and officers who can’t tell left and right and can’t realise “why’s my taser dark grey and heavier” as they shout “Taser” and fucking shoot a man dead.
My best interaction with the Met was when I went downstairs into our communal garden as as soon as the lift doors opened there were ten coppers waiting to get in. I get outside, meet my neighbour. Five minutes later the coppers get outside, nobody in cuffs. My neighbour shouted “No luck this time lads?”. A policeman turns around and shouted “We are all strippers mate” and they left.
That should say modern British police in real life
They never used to be like this though, many stories of them giving people a hiding before taking them in and stuff like that
I hear they can break a man’s arm.
Correct meme would have some knife crime happening in the background of the British cops, whilst they focus on the swan
Wrong, they’re sitting in front of a computer, scanning social media for politically incorrect post and comments. They’re the free speech police now. Hang on, someone’s already at my door and I see blue lights flashing.
Considering how gunned up sgt angel is later not best reference
Hmmm American police being aggressive and gun happy, whilst British police are ineffectual and focusing on the wrong issues? Nothing real about that at all 🤷♂️ /s
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Art imitating life at its finest
Have you seen the end of that film
No School shooters here though
This is just the real police in each country
Did you, by any chance, get this from Facebook?
I just was apprehended by the British police today on a railway platform. She clearly was tailing us, and once we had paused she promptly came over and with a very authoritative voice congratulated us for all wearing bicycle helmets.
That was about it. Later on her colleagues via the medium of sarcasm and general piss taking removed some obvious fair dodgers from the platform that claimed they were ‘train spotters innit’
(They were obviously fare Dodgers because they asked the staff where the train was going, and when told Manchester said ‘that’ll do’. Geniuses). Also they didn’t have anoraks, a little book and weak lemon drink in a flask.
I actually have been told to fuck off for doing mildly illegal but very stupid things by the police on numerous occasions. It never stops being absolutely adorable.
I am however aware that piss off an officer in the UK, and they will absolutely taze you. I keep my shenanigans mild.
Don’t be silly we don’t need a Uber !! Helps if she’s fit too 😄
Way. It comes up what they’re like in real life aswell.
America cops, shoot first, lie about it 2nd
I’d rather have a police force where guns are the exception and reserved to focused, trained and experienced officers, not every ya-hoo…
Especially as you’ve got school shootings, traffic stops that end in shootings and officers who can’t tell left and right and can’t realise “why’s my taser dark grey and heavier” as they shout “Taser” and fucking shoot a man dead.
My best interaction with the Met was when I went downstairs into our communal garden as as soon as the lift doors opened there were ten coppers waiting to get in. I get outside, meet my neighbour. Five minutes later the coppers get outside, nobody in cuffs. My neighbour shouted “No luck this time lads?”. A policeman turns around and shouted “We are all strippers mate” and they left.
That should say modern British police in real life
They never used to be like this though, many stories of them giving people a hiding before taking them in and stuff like that
I hear they can break a man’s arm.
Correct meme would have some knife crime happening in the background of the British cops, whilst they focus on the swan
Not just in films: ‘Hot Fuzz’ swan rescued from road by Essex police officer – BBC News https://share.google/bF6RAsxSZVNbeJME9
Wrong, they’re sitting in front of a computer, scanning social media for politically incorrect post and comments. They’re the free speech police now. Hang on, someone’s already at my door and I see blue lights flashing.
Considering how gunned up sgt angel is later not best reference
Hmmm American police being aggressive and gun happy, whilst British police are ineffectual and focusing on the wrong issues? Nothing real about that at all 🤷♂️ /s
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