Went for my review yesterday and saw this sign, come on ffs…

by Purple-Hippo-5037

15 comments
  1. Shame you couldn’t eat your bag of peanuts during your 10-15 minute review appointment and had to wait.

  2. They’re fed up with the constant “Have you tried that Dubai chocolate yet?”

  3. Must be a positive sign if they’ve invited you there that you’ve made progress lol

  4. You’re getting reviews? Lucky bastard! I phoned my GP for a referral to counselling this week and they told me the waiting list is THREE YEARS!

    All the best though OP, poor mental health sucks!

  5. Ah, a joke about people being nuts, it took me a minute

  6. Shame they’re cutting out the nutters when it’s their best market. I wouldn’t also need psychiatric reviews if I wasn’t nuts. Guess I’ll take myself elsewhere!

  7. Between this and the Irish being impervious to psychoanalysis, I don’t know how this office survives.

  8. Unfortunate pun. Anaphylaxis is very serious though. I once whitened someone slip into anaphylactic shock a few years ago. Terrifying spectacle.

    Thankfully the people with them knew what to do and acted quickly. Some are very sensitive. The tiniest trace can trigger a potentially lethal reaction.

  9. They are really strong believers in no nut November

  10. Ah good joke but make sure you have zero peanuts on you

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