What’s the most frustrating crazy golf hole you’ve ever played? This gem called “The Volcano” was in Fuertaventura, one game it took me 42 shots to get it in (there was no one behind us so I kept trying!).

by BigBlueMountainStar

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  3. The volcano?

    That’s clearly “the bastard cunting shitting fucking hole!”.

  5. Only ever played crazy golf with work colleagues at a work Christmas party, there’s always that one cunt that gets a hole in one on those

    Like ey David if you make one more comment or keep that smug face you’re getting an atomic wedgie when you least expect it

  6. There was another bastard hole which was on a slant with the hole at the top, so if you missed it just came straight back at you. That one took 12 shots iirc.

  7. When you’re on a lads holiday and loser buys the drinks, this is utter hell.

  8. I done indoor crazy golf in Glasgow recently and the final hole was up a slope with a bigger than usual hole framed by colourful arrows. But if you missed, the ball would just go into a gutter and disappear into a collection box. Bit of a let down.

    Not one of our 12 person group got it in the hole.

  9. How do you get the ball out again, does it fire it back with a fake volcano sound?
    Or is this the last hole and a cunning way to collect the balls to stop people going around again?

  10. Wow you must keep your temper Dormant , i would have Erupted

  12. Would take me 42 shots even on a flat without the volcano tbf.

    All golf is crazy golf if you’re shit enough

  13. Lol can’t believe I’ve seen this. We did this course in June, two guys before us took over 20 shots each, I stepped up and got it in 4, they weren’t too impressed haha

  16. I once got a hole in one on a similar hole.

    Every subsequent time we played I gave up after a few dozen goes

  20. One that sticks in my mind was on holiday in the Lake District. It had 3 concentric u shapes on a slope with the hole in the top one so in theory you could ascend one by one. In practice the walls were too low so if you didn’t get it all the way to the top in one it would fall straight to the bottom rather than be caught. Took us ages.

  21. Tbh it looks pretty easy, just hit it hard enough to reach the top but not so hard that it goes over the other side.

  22. We had this exact one at our hotel in Lanzarote a few months ago. My husband did it in 11. I threw a tantrum and bowed out at 20 just to get away from it. Still salty

  23. There’s a place called Plonk in Borough Market in London that has some ridiculously difficult holes. The staff have to set a 5 attempt limit to get people to complete the course.

    ETA there’s also a place in London that does “crazy pool” (crazy golf and pool in one) that had some challenging holes too.

  24. There was an “art meets crazy golf” exhibit at an art gallery in Bristol once, where they got a load of artists to make crazy golf holes, that you could play on. The problem is that they all were “art” first, so some of them had very little thought put in to how someone would actually play them.

    The worst one was similar to “The Volcano” but made out of something resembling papermaiche, and with miniature palm trees all over it.

  26. I see you’ve never played Desert Golf on your phone…

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