Kristi Noem MELTS DOWN after South Park MOCKERY

Kristi Noem MELTS DOWN after South Park MOCKERY

To set the stage here, you might have seen this on South Park. And just fair warning, there is some violence here. You will now watch an orientation video featuring the director of homeland security. [Music] Welcome to the team, recruits. I’m Christine Gnome, head of homeland security. Okay. Very pretty. A few years ago, I had to put my puppy down by shooting it in the face. Because sometimes doing what’s important means doing what’s hard. Wo! Wo! Now, we’ll ask the same determination of you because detaining and questioning people is never easy. Oh, God. As the face of Homeland Security, I’ll be leading the way. And together we’ll make sure everyone is in this country legally. So let’s get out there and get them recruits. Together we can make it happen. We hope you enjoyed the presentation. Please step through to the vehicles for your first raid. All right, recruits. This is it. We’re heading to a location that might be filled with illegals. Let’s take these bad ombres down. [Applause] Back. [Music] [Applause] I’m a map. I’m a map. I’m a map. He’s a map. He’s a map. Freeze. Oh god. Okay. We’re just here for questioning. Cooperate and nothing bad. Holy at 56 at this time. Look, I’m really sorry about this. It’s just I got a monthly nut, you know. I got to make my nut. Did a good job in there, soldier. Okay. Thank you, Captain. I know it’s tough doing what’s hard, but we could use more men. What the? Your Botox, Miss Nom. Oh, yeah. Fix me up. Fix me up. Another day doing what’s tough. Well, that elicited this response from Homeland Security Secretary Christy Gnome. Yeah, it it never ends. But it’s so lazy. They just constantly make fun of women for how they look. Only the liberals and the extremists do that. It’s if they wanted to criticize my job, go ahead and do that. But clearly, they can’t. They just pick something petty like that. Now, first of all, while we’re in the midst of this perpetual victimhood stick at the hands of Christine M, let’s not forget that we are talking about South Park. Not only is this a cartoon, but it’s a show that spent the last 27 years making fun of literally everyone and everything. They’ve mocked every president, every politician, every celebrity, every demographic, every religion, every ideology. That is literally their entire brand. But suddenly, when they make fun of Christy Gnome, it’s because liberals hate women. Give me a break. And by the way, let me remind everybody what Christine M is most famous for. It’s not her stellar governance of South Dakota. It’s not her groundbreaking policy initiatives. It is the fact that she wrote a book where she bragged about shooting her 14-month-old puppy in the face because it was quote untrainable. She literally thought that story would make her look good. She put it in her book as a point of pride. So, forgive me if I’m not exactly crying about South Park making fun of someone who thinks puppy murder is a campaign selling point. It wasn’t Matt Stone or Trey Parker who introduced the idea of killing a puppy to the world. That was her. But here’s what’s really rich about Gnome’s response. She claims that only liberals and extremists make fun of women for how they look. Really, Christy? Because I seem to remember your party spending the last eight years attacking the looks of AOC, Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, Kla Harris, and let’s not forget Donald Trump himself, the leader of your party, literally mocking Karly Fiorina’s face during the 2016 primary, saying this. Miss Fiorina, I do want to ask you about this. In an interview last week in Rolling Stone magazine, Donald Trump said the following about you. Quote, “Look at that face. Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that the face of our next president?” Mr. Trump later said he was talking about your persona, not your appearance. Please feel free to respond what you think about his persona. You know, it’s interesting to me. Mr. Trump said that he heard Mr. Bush very clearly and what Mr. Bush said. I think women all over this country heard very clearly what Mr. Trump said, which is to say nothing of what he said about Rosie O’Donnell and Megan Kelly. And yet, weirdly, no curling up in the fetal position by Christine Gnome for any of those women. Guess it doesn’t count when it’s the God king who does it, huh? But here’s the part that really gets me. Noom says, “If they wanted to criticize my job, go ahead and do that, but clearly they can’t.” Oh, we can’t criticize your job performance. Let’s test that theory. How about the fact that South Dakota has one of the highest rates of drunk driving deaths in the entire country under your leadership? How about your complete mishandling of COVID where you actively discourage maskearing and social distancing while your state had some of the worst per capita death rates in the entire country? How about your bizarre obsession with culture war nonsense while your state struggles with really low rankings on poverty, healthcare access, and infrastructure? How about the fact that you’ve spent more time trying to position yourself for a national political career than actually governing South Dakota? You’ve been on more Fox News hits than you’ve held press conferences about actual state business. You literally wrote a book to boost your national profile while your constituents were dealing with a pandemic. And let’s not forget that this is the same Christine who banned Tik Tok on government devices while simultaneously using state resources to promote her own social media presence. The same Christine who used state aircraft for personal and political travel. the same Christine Gnome who intervened to help her daughter get a real estate appraiser license after she initially failed to qualify. So, no, Christy, it’s not that we can’t criticize your job performance. It’s that there’s so much to criticize, we don’t know where to start. But here’s what this really reveals about the modern Republican party. They’ve become so used to playing the victim that they literally cannot handle any criticism whatsoever. They dish it out constantly on a daily, minute-by-minute basis. But the second someone pushes back, even a cartoon, they immediately cry persecution. They’ll attack everyone and everything, but then clutch their pearls when South Park makes a joke. Look, if you can’t handle South Park making fun of you, you probably shouldn’t be in politics. And if you’re going to write a book bragging about killing puppies, you probably shouldn’t be surprised when people think you’re a psychopath. The bottom line is this. Christine Gnome’s response tells us everything we need to know about her character. Instead of laughing it off or ignoring it like a normal person would do, she immediately jumped to playing the victim and making false claims about liberal sexism. South Park didn’t attack Christy Nome because she’s a woman. They attacked her because she’s ridiculous. And her response here proves exactly that.

BREAKING #news – Kristi Noem MELTS DOWN after South Park MOCKERY

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