Had a wank with a VPN did ya …



by Salty_Way_0

14 comments

  3. *Give me your hands now!*

    Sir, do you know where those hands have just been?

  4. How many times is this going to be posted this week?

  5. New danger wank: use a vpn and try and finish before the rozzers bash your door in!!

  6. “So, been ejaculating without a licence have we?Oh dear oh dear you’re in for it sunshine!”

  9. Gives a whole new meaning to Pervert the Course of Justice.

  10. Yeah, we caught him red-handed. We knew we had him when we saw his ads say “ugly women of Hamburg need you!”

  11. Maybe he said some hurty words on the internet while he was at it?

  13. “He’s still going”

    You’re damn right I am, officer! I’m on the fucking vinegar stroke, cuuuuunt!

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