Apparently this is pornographic and shocking to the average Danish cuck

by miragen125

28 comments
  1. Just so you know . I did NOT put the NSFW flair Reddit did !

  2. I mean…. Imagine if David had a huge bratwurst…

  3. Gonna have a quick wank before this gets taken down

  4. **+++THIS IS A BARRY CHECKPOINT+++**

    Please verify your ID to see this haram post, your IP has been logged to the sharia police for further investigation

  5. That’s it? I don’t see what the problem is.

    Not exactly Michelangelo levels of artistry (Did the artist work with a low polygon count or something?), but since when are the Danes so prudish?

  6. I mean it looks like it was made by a guy who’s never seen natural breasts in his life.
    Then again, the same can be said of Michelangelo’s women, so maybe I shouldn’t judge…

  7. There aren’t mermaids with natural titties anymore 😞

  8. I don’t like the direction where Europe is going. Censorship, mass surveillance, increased corruption, being a pussy with the US and Russia etc. We should let stone mermaid tits be and focus on things that actually matter ffs

  9. The world before internet was more open minded. Change my mind.

  10. But when you import/copy our statues with their peckers and balls out in the open, people are like “wow, art”

    Sure Bjorn, sure. You’re straight, I believe you. “We wuz Vikingz”.

  11. For equality’s sake, i say the Danes should leave this where it is and instead build an absurdly sexy merman statue to go with it

  12. Bruh what’s happening in this world? In just a few weeks we had the UK censorship, Steam removing nsfw games bc of Visa, and now we’re being shocked by a fucking statue?

  13. Would actually be a better statue with realitistc breasts imo

  14. Can we stop believing disinformation? This wasn’t banned by Denmark for being pornographic. 

    This was an statue that a small town put in a place, the residents complained, was moved to another place, the residents complained again and after several tries, was retired. 

    Which… kinda makes sense? The statue has low artistic value, and the tits look like a botched job posted on r/boltedontits. Not really tasteful. 

    And we all lnow danish people hace a secret hard on for swedish twinks. So even as porn  not really good fap material for them at all.

  15. Not really pornographic, the face is okay, the tits look like they were more likely made by a surgeon than a sculptor

  16. Michaelangelo’s David and Botticelli’s Venus are real bodies, where no plastic surgery is necessary. Thats also the case for the Little Mermaid in Copenhagen, which is the best known object of the whole country, bare-breasted and nobody wants it to be removed. This is not about controlling women, and they don’t think it’s wrong what individuals decide to do with their bodies.

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