Well now, what have we here?? Got it in a vending machine in the hotel. Will update once devoured…

5 comments
  1. Well I don’t know what it was supposed to be (thought it was maybe like a giant jammy dodger) but it was fecking rank! Tasted like chalky berry snot. Sure look ye live and learn!

    And to think I could have had a mars!

  2. Maybe the happy face is evil happy hence it tastes like shit, like those individually wrapped cake slices in mr.price they look lovely and there cheap but they taste shite,

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