This is a travesty.. Take away her fish and chips privileges right this instant.
Wild. I get going own-brand. But the wrong brand? Madness.
Heinz mayo slaps hard
What the hellman
Atleast you didnโt find the Heinz chocolate orange mayo
Iโm sorry to hear about your break up, chin up, youโll find a nice girl.
Heinz mayo was the best until they changed the recipe and called it Seriously Good, ironically.
NTAH
You gotta leave her I’m afraid, sad times but it’s only right for your long term sanity.
Heinz mayo is wayyyy better and the bottle’s better designed too
Heinz mayo is better than Hellman’s
Heinz mayo is way better than Hellman’s. I’ll die on this hill.ย
Heinz mayo is so much better than hellmans
So you are a tomato sauce snob?
Hellmans Mayo >
This is outrageous
Winiary is better mayo, heinz for Tommy K obviously.
Can’t vouch for the hellemans tomato ketchup but Heinz mayo is grim!
You have now entered the time warp continuum. Nothing is real.
Hellmans ketchup is actually solid, and cheaper
Hellmans ketchup is far superior I’m sorry, it actually tastes like tomato
Tell her she needs to miss a go instead of Uno reversing you.
Iโm convinced that a big part of the reason that a significant portion of people hate mayonnaise is that theyโve only ever had Hellmanโs. Heinz is waaay better.
I like heinz mayo.
Stokes ketchup and any polish mayo is the right answer.
People are buying branded sauces in this economy?
Heiz mayo fucks
Hellmann’s ketchup sucks
I’m concerned that the heinz mayo has to specify it is “good” mayonnaise
I’ve never seen a Hellmann’s mayo jar with a plastic lid before
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This is a travesty.. Take away her fish and chips privileges right this instant.
Wild. I get going own-brand. But the wrong brand? Madness.
Heinz mayo slaps hard
What the hellman
Atleast you didnโt find the Heinz chocolate orange mayo
Iโm sorry to hear about your break up, chin up, youโll find a nice girl.
Heinz mayo was the best until they changed the recipe and called it Seriously Good, ironically.
NTAH
You gotta leave her I’m afraid, sad times but it’s only right for your long term sanity.
Heinz mayo is wayyyy better and the bottle’s better designed too
Heinz mayo is better than Hellman’s
Heinz mayo is way better than Hellman’s. I’ll die on this hill.ย
Heinz mayo is so much better than hellmans
So you are a tomato sauce snob?
Hellmans Mayo >
This is outrageous
Winiary is better mayo, heinz for Tommy K obviously.
Can’t vouch for the hellemans tomato ketchup but Heinz mayo is grim!
You have now entered the time warp continuum. Nothing is real.
Hellmans ketchup is actually solid, and cheaper
Hellmans ketchup is far superior I’m sorry, it actually tastes like tomato
Tell her she needs to miss a go instead of Uno reversing you.
Iโm convinced that a big part of the reason that a significant portion of people hate mayonnaise is that theyโve only ever had Hellmanโs. Heinz is waaay better.
I like heinz mayo.
Stokes ketchup and any polish mayo is the right answer.
People are buying branded sauces in this economy?
Heiz mayo fucks
Hellmann’s ketchup sucks
I’m concerned that the heinz mayo has to specify it is “good” mayonnaise
I’ve never seen a Hellmann’s mayo jar with a plastic lid before
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