Trump: ‘I’m going to Russia on Friday to See Putin’ — The Meeting Is Actually in Alaska

Trump: ‘I’m going to Russia on Friday to See Putin’ — The Meeting Is Actually in Alaska



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34 comments

  1. With Trump being the great negotiator he is, Russia and Alaska might be the same thing after Friday.

    Or he could just have dementia.

  3. Good thing is, he is not the pilot, bad thing is, he represents us.

  5. He does love the idea of ceding territory to Russia.

  6. i saw this earlier and thought maybe they changed plans.

    because i’ve been assuming since the fed takeover of DC that the putin meeting was going to be at the white house.

  8. Better hope he doesn’t have a Sharpie®.
    Everybody knows he’s always right /s

  10. Krasnov is just remembering the last time he fellated his boss. Now he thinks he is going to get more instructions on how to destroy the US.

  11. It’s a foreshadowing, everyone thinks he’s going to try to buy peace by giving away land from Ukraine, but guess what, it’s not Ukraine he’s giving away … he’s so desperate for that Nobel Peace Prize he’ll trade Alaska for it … the Arse of the Deal!

  12. Trump: ~~‘I’m going to Russia on Friday to See Putin”~~

    “I’m going to Alaska in order to give it back to Russia because Putin has a helluva lot more than just a simple pee tape of me and a bunch of cheap Russian hookers and I did horrible, unspeakable things with children that would revolt even the most devoted MAGA followers, not to mention Putin has the goods on my decades of money laundering for the Russian mob and I haven’t even gotten to how Putin helped rig two Presidential elections, but anyway, I won Alaska more bigly than any other Republican in history, whether or not that is true, so I’m going to Alaska to give it back to Putin because that is what he told me to do, and he has so much on me that I’d do a backwards dance in a bikini if Putin told me to”

    Fixed it for you…

  15. Every time I see a headline like this I think… what if Biden would have said this… and I laugh and laugh. And then cry a little on the inside.

  18. ” Hey Rocky, watch me pull a peace deal out of this hat!”

    Rocky : ” Oh no, not again?

  20. Heard Russia “discovered” Alaska. Never learned that the US bought it from them.

  22. Drumf is warming up his Sharpie thinking he’s gonna redraw lines on the map. Alaska would be better off breaking up with the US and hooking up with Canada.

  26. Yeah Donald this was harder to figure out than using toilet paper wasn’t it. didn’t make you one of those big boards with the pictures and arrows so you could understand. Even they didn’t think you were this dumb.

  27. >Sanctioned oligarch Konstantin Malofeyev added, “Alaskans respectfully remember their Russian past and their Orthodox present.”

    It’s been close to 160 years since the U.S. bought Alaska. Not many Alaskans still remember their Russian past, and Orthodox present.
    There are more Mormons.

  28. He is just having an intimate weekend with his boyfriend

  29. Well, Donald has not officially surrendered Alaska to Putin…yet.

  30. It means Alaska has been given back to Russia.

  32. Does it even matter where the quarterly “drop” is?

  34. At what point do we have enough dumb fuckery to invoke the 25 th ?

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