Tipical German name đŸ„°

by ztm213

29 comments
  1. Good thing they’ve deleted this. Otherwise this hospital would have likely been missiled from Tel-Aviv or Washington with the post serving as definitive proof of it being Hamas HQ.

  2. When I have kids, I will call them Muhammad 1, Muhammad 2, and Muhammad 3.

    Oh, and also Muhammadina, in case there’s a girl.

    My parents shall be named Muhammadad and Muhammama, respectively.

    Just as is proper.

  3. Next baby names in Germany: Osama ben-Laden, Hasan Nasrallah, Adolf Hitler….

  4. wait, does that say 3³⁎?

    this is the 16,677,181,699,666,569th person in germany to be named that?

  5. Humans do Human things. Religions, Love and Hate, Civilizations. A burning torch we cast into the darkness to make sense of this world – to find a reason when all we feel is madness.

    Never learn to control your emotions. Never try figuring out how everything is connected. Stay uniform, stay down. Don’t question our Love (or hate).

    Religions are the most basic form of manipulation. It’s for people who can’t live without a reason for the pain they had to endure. Never think you wouldn’t break as well – under the pressure of hope, togetherness and conformity.

    It’s human nature my dear homo sapiens. Time for another joke: “jesus christ didn’t die on the cross – he is still here with us.”

    Time for truth: “life is a rollercoaster – the journey is the goal”. Now stop being online and start something with your fellow Europeans. Try making Europe a better place for…. Let’s go with all – more fun, not nearly as self-fulfilling as the opposite right now…”

  6. Greetings in this world, Adolf Hitler❀

  7. Imagine making naming your child into a political statement

  8. Are we seeing the _birth_ of “Middle-Eastern Europe”?

  9. I did not know the context behind this and went like “why did they remove a post about a perfectly traditionnal german name ._.”

  10. Cute, but it won’t be accepted by the Standesamt. We have rules for that.

  11. Why does this kind of posts always come from Polish or Hungarian guys?

  12. Imagine naming your kid after a terrorist lol some people really should not be able to reproduce

  13. So war is a sin? What f he/she becomes a holy leader and and starts a jihad? Will that war be a sin or?
    Jihad Sinwar

  14. You see there’s me, living in Germany, making sure my coming babies name passes in both English and German. We went for “Arthur”, second name undecided but my German partner said no to “Hans” I really really tried.

  15. Like most people on this sub, the nurses just had no clue who Yahya Sinwar was. Don’t blame them. Their job is shitty enough.

  16. Plot twist, the parents are native German leftist living in Berlin.

  17. Damn I was like “kind an overreaction for a middle eastern name” but it’s a terrorist 💀

  18. Naming your child after a rapist, child-killing and brutal Terrorist.

    While living in a – by the state financed – apartment in a civilised nation. Thanks Merkel

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