Getting Past German Immigration | Foil Arms and Hog

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  1. Comments section predictably filling up with people arguing about the punctuality of German trains. You know the drill:

    “What?! German trains are never on time!”
    “You’re kidding. Compared to trains in *my* country…”
    “Well, the only time my train was ever delayed was in Germany.”
    “I live in Germany, and my train is always 20 minutes late.”
    “Yeah? Well, I live in Romania, and my train is always 2 days late.”
    “Two days? Here in Cologne we’re lucky if our train is less than a week late!”
    “A week? You lucky bastards. Last time I took a train in *my* country, I got married and had kids by the time I arrived.”
    “That’s nothing. In Berlin, if you want to arrive on time, you have to be on the train before the Big Bang.”

    …and so on and so on and so on.

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