Ho trovato questa (ilare) lista di note canzoni italiane che suonano molto strane se descritte ad uno straniero; cosa ne pensate? ne conoscete delle altre?
Ho trovato questa (ilare) lista di note canzoni italiane che suonano molto strane se descritte ad uno straniero; cosa ne pensate? ne conoscete delle altre?
48 comments
Salve, come detto nel titolo, la suddetta lista mi ha suscitato una certa ilarità, sono qui per sentire le vostre opinioni e per vedere se siete in grado di espanderla (mi fido di voi)
Se qualcuno preferisce leggere testo vero invece di pixel:
– the one about a vespa scooter
– the one where spiderman dies, and he’s killed by the coffee industry
– the one about the night before finals
– the one about cicadas
– the one about a girl named Gianna who had a crocodile and a doctor
– the one where you should ask your mom to let you go buy milk because we have to talk now
– the one where that damned spring comes way too early
– the one where happiness is a glass of wine and a sandwich
– the one about the belly button of the world
– the one where a man realizes that he doesn’t know basic geometry after seeing another man
Oddio quella di Gianna potrebbe essere ben più strana se ci si concentrasse sul ritornello
Ci ho messo un po’ a capire che l’ultima è “Triangolo”
The one about a crying verdigris-haired salami
Mi manca quella della molla che viene via troppo presto
The one about the mouse bought for two pennies at the eastern fair by a father
The one about the singer’s friend being really good at fixing cars.
The one about a hot self-driving car that some nights brings you wherever she wants
The boss’s car got a flat tire
Almeno La metà dell’elenco puntato sembra nomi delle puntate di friends
The one where there’s a very cute house without ceiling nor a kitchen
The one where the singer tries to go to a Pink Floyd concert, but ends up interviewing people and considering the logistical challenges of such an event
The one where people dance at a beach party during a volcano eruption, but nobody cares and there is a commercial on the tv about some sort of drink
edit:
Also, the one about tall african people…
The one about pasta with tuna
The one about the son of a God creating a ball using chicken skin and all the fish that surfaced to see it
* the one about an afternoon that is light-blue and a train that is stuck in reverse
* the one about a beggar who owns none other than God
* the one about a girl who eats an apple, breathes quietly not to make any noise, and is as bright as the sun in the morning
The one where life is beautiful if you have an umbrella
The one about the taxonomy of cobras.
The raggae song about the moon knocking at someone’s door.
The one about a guy, who just like me, loved The Beatles and the Rolling Stones.
The one about being blue dabadieabada.
The one in fake English.
– The one where people that live northern than Trieste cannot fuck properly
seeee praticamente tutte le canzoni di Battiato
Give me a razor because i want to cut my own veins
The one about polenta from Valhalltellina
The one where when you are with me the room has no walls but trees
The one about dark evenings
The one where am i or not captain hook?
Il 90% delle canzoni di Alex Britti sarebbero difficili da spiegare
The one about the guy who wanted a reckless life
The one about a very shy girl named Dawn
The one about the psychological implications of the relationships between young men and young women;
>!Cara ti amo (Risvolti psicologici nei rapporti tra giovani uomini e giovani donne)!<
The one about the superhero which spreads shit on the faces of criminals;
>!Shpalman!<
The one about the lying calf with balsa-wood feet.
>!Il vitello dai piedi di balsa!<
Anche Elio da grandi gioie da questo punto di vista.
Povero Spider-Man
Pure Battiato si presta fin troppo bene
“the one about serenades in teacher school, during gym or religion classes”
“The one where Tirana Radio plays Balkan music while Bulgarian dancers are barefoot coal walking”
“The one where the singer can’t stand russian choirs, fake-rock, Italian new wave and English free jazz punk”
“The one where the singer can’t watch those dumbass TV talk shows because apparently he’s too racist”
Il segreto di pulcinella è che non hanno senso neanche in italiano, però
The one about that superhero that spreads shit on the bad guys’ faces
The one where my body changes in shape and colour
ESCI DALLA MIA TESTA GIAAAANNAAA
A song where, after exploring the cosmos, you find yourself in Tennessee’s fields and you have no idea how you got there.
The one where a guy in Hell beefs with Dante Alighieri.
A song where God creates the world by contacting ENEL for the lights and Simmenthal to create humans.
The one about a bathtub
The one about a veal with wooden feets
The one about a man who smears shit on people’s faces
The one where poppies are tall but you are a duck so what can you do
I see you forgot the one about my cousin
The one were a little duck falls in love with a poppy
The one about wanting to spend all your time in a bathtub.
The one about a cat and a fox trying to convince you to sign a contract in order to become a superstar
The one about an old breton with a hat and umbrella of rice paper and bamboo cane, brave captains, smart macedonian smugglers, euclidean jesuits dressed like bonzi to enter the emperors’ court of the Ming Dynasty.
Poor seagull who lost his mate
The one about bad intentions, rudeness and your awful performance of last night
As a non-Italian coming from r/all, I am baffled and amused by this thread. Can someone explain this part of your culture to me? Why do you have such funny-sounding songs?
Unauthorized parking
Abusive applause
Abusive villa
Abusive sexual abuse
A great desire to start over, abusive
… Rigged contract
Rigged transplants
rigger scooters that snatch made up women
The beautician of the divas is now another men
– The one about after-school gardening but actually its about sex
The one about TRUE REVENGE
The one when a dude is not paying rent and doesn’t want to work as a labourer
The one about a poor seagull who lost his mate
The one about Samarkand not being that far away.
“the one where three owls f**k the doctor’s daughter” non è davvero venuta in mente a nessuno?