White House May Award ‘Big Balls’ Same Medal as Rosa Parks

https://www.thedailybeast.com/white-house-may-give-big-balls-edward-coristine-presidential-medal-of-freedom-the-same-medal-as-rosa-parks/

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  1. An ex-DOGE staffer known as “Big Balls” could end up receiving the highest civilian honor in the United States, placing him in the company of luminaries such as Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King Jr. and Mother Teresa.

    Two weeks after 19-year-old Edward Coristine was viciously assaulted during a carjacking in Washington D.C., the White House says it would consider giving the administration official a Presidential Medal of Freedom for his bravery.

    Read the full story, [here](https://www.thedailybeast.com/white-house-may-give-big-balls-edward-coristine-presidential-medal-of-freedom-the-same-medal-as-rosa-parks/).

  2. Nothin means anything to Trump. Everything is an image with zero substance.

  5. Marx was right. History happens the second time as a farce.

  6. “Big Balls”? That kid definitely picked the name, because no one legitimately awarded it to him.

  7. Ignore the noise; this is a distraction. Donald Trump is a child rapist.

  8. Trump in his first term gave it to such distinguished recipients as Devin Nunes, Jim Jordan, Rush Limbaugh, and Orrin Hatch among others.

    “Big Balls” probably wouldn’t be the worst recipient out of those names lol

  11. What in the fuck is this timeline….ughh my head hurts by reading this…

  12. For getting his 19-year-old ass kicked by a 15-year-old girl?

  13. Conservatives are handing out participation trophies for being a victim of a crime

  14. Ironic nickname for a young boy whose onions are yet to drop.

  15. Jesus – how many kids did this clown actually rape?!

  16. There will never be enough distractions to make us forget about the Epstein files.

  19. The most unserious President ever. Everything is a joke, done to get under the skins of Democrats. To what end, though? The rest of the world mocks the US relentlessly for being utterly ridiculous. Is that the goal of this Administration?

  21. Fucking participation trophy for being a victim of a crime?

  22. *That’s* what this guy looks like?? I knew he was excessively young, but thought he had at least gone through puberty.

  23. This won’t distract us from the fact that President Antichrist and Epstein did really horrible things to kids

  24. I can’t believe our ‘Reichstag Fire’ was “Big Balls’ Beatdown”

    Stolen from someone wittier than I.

  25. Can someone please share this kids name? I’m not going to call a 19 year old that got his ass kicked by a couple of 15 year olds “big balls”.

    Edit: Edward Coristine born in 2005. This shit is embarrassing.

  26. Imagine getting a medal and knowing the only reason you got it was to distract the media from the fact the person giving it to you is a pedo and convicted felon.

  27. Fuck that idiot. He is a poser who killed people and reduced the debt by 0.001% while Trump increased it massively.

    And he got his ass kicked by teenage girls.

  28. As a Canadian I just consider everything that happens in the USA under Trump “non-cannon”.

  29. Eagerly waiting for the next South Park episode to drop.

  31. Fuck him. Just the fact that the name ‘Big Balls’ is being used in the same sentence as Rosa Parks shows how far we have fallen.

    But, I digress.

    Release the files

  32. Rush Limbaugh got one. That medal is useless junk now

  35. I’d rather give the medal to the kids who kicked this fascist’s ass.

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