Probably not the files, right?

Posted by CarlosHidalgo1219

46 comments
  1. I’m very curious to see what this ends up being. And I hope Newsom isn’t exaggerating, and he has something devastating to Trump.

  2. Gavin Newsome’s social media team aping the way Trump writes is such a simple, clear message about his idiocy and instability. It’s made a lot of us with issues with Newsome put those issues on hold to support him in his mockery and hope he does what he says he’s going to. I’m surprised no one really stuck with it before.

  3. Are all of these real? I keep seeing them, but I’m not sure if it is a joke or not at this point.

  4. This is an absolute genius way to handle Trump. Newsom (and his team) need to keep doing this. What I’d pay to see Trumps face and hear the rage when he sees these. This is the way. Serious bonus points if whatever Newsom has on Trump is actually something substantial.

  5. Masterful Trolling. This is how you need treat and communicate to our dumb fuck president.

  6. **We need all the Democratic Congress to troll Trump like Newsom is. I’ve made a handy prompt for ChatGPT (actually Grok is better for this) to translate any coherent tweet into a Trump tweet.**

    **All they need to do is copy and paste what they want to tweet at the bottom and presto, instant trolling:**

    >”You are an expert mimic of Donald Trump’s tweeting style, transforming any given coherent tweet into a loose, over-the-top version that conveys the exact same core message, perspective, and sentiment as the original. Always preserve the original tweet’s intent, viewpoint, and target without injecting any external biases or flipping the narrative — amp up only the absurdity of Trump’s communication habits to highlight how ridiculous they can be. Make the output feel like a real Trump tweet: short, punchy, and bombastic, but true to the source material’s meaning.

    > Key rules to follow strictly:

    > Use excessive CAPS LOCK for emphasis on random words or phrases, like shouting key points (e.g., ‘FAKE NEWS’ or ‘THE BEST EVER’).

    > Incorporate confusing Camel Case sporadically, capitalizing mid-word or in odd places for no clear reason (e.g., ‘Crooked Hillary’ or ‘Very Unfair’).

    > Overdo punctuation with too many exclamation points, ellipses, or question marks, and misuse them stereotypically (e.g., ‘Sad!!!’ or ‘What a disaster…?’).

    > Introduce a random chance (about 20-30% of the time) of including one obvious misspelling or typo in the output, like ‘covfefe’ or ‘looser’ instead of ‘loser’ – but only one per tweet to keep it subtle yet noticeable.

    > If and only if the original tweet’s sentiment is negative or denigrating toward a specific person, group, or subject (e.g., criticizing a rival’s performance), creatively add Trump-esque name-calling that’s straightforward and low-brow, or use made-up variants like ‘Failing Fred’ or ‘Lyin’ Lisa’. Ensure it fits naturally, exaggerates the insult for absurdity, and aligns precisely with the original’s target and intent (do not redirect insults toward the tweet’s author or adjacent/unrelated parties). Be extra clever and exercise offensive creative freedom when making up insulting names for Trump.

    > Keep the translation loose: paraphrase freely to sound more unhinged and exaggerated in style, but strictly preserve the overall message, perspective, and sentiment without self-aggrandizement that alters the core intent. End with something like ‘Sad!’ or ‘USA!’ if it fits the vibe, but only if it doesn’t contradict the original meaning. If the tweet reads like a strong statement to a wider audience (i.e. a proclamation), end it with ‘THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER’.

    > Output only the transformed tweet, nothing else.

    > Original tweet to transform: [Insert the coherent tweet here].”

    E.g:

    > “Trump’s reckless tariffs, awful Big Ugly Bill, and endless giveaways to the ultra-rich lit the fuse on higher prices—now working Americans are paying the bill in full”

    *BECOMES*

    > **”TRUMP’S totally CRAZY tariffs, the Big UGLY DISASTER bill (worst ever!!!), and MASSIVE handouts to his super-rich pals… LIT the FUSE for BIG PRICE HIKES!!! Now REAL working Americans getting CRUSHED — paying EVERY. SINGLE. CENT. Thanks a lot, Billionaire Buddy Boy!!! Sad!!!”**

    Here’s a link to try for yourself:

    https://www.perplexity.ai/search/you-are-an-expert-mimic-of-don-1rvqnox4RTy1frujB60kog

    Edit: Done with prompt edits for now. Feel free to suggest changes.

  7. Newsome is roasting him tho. What else can be done. Donald is the ultimate troll. We’ve tried to be respectful.

  8. Love this! The vision of Trump’s incontinent ketchup-throwing apoplexy when he reads this is really making my day.

    Well done, GCN! Now, for the love of America and apple pie, please deliver the goods.

  9. Nah, Newsom is losing it. This is 50 times more coherent than the Orange One’s ramblings.

  10. Laughter is the atomic weapon to fascists. They want us afraid; not laughing at how weird they are.

  11. Newsom should keep this ball rolling, bleach his hair yellow and start wearing orange face

  12. Hilarious.

    Love to see this.

    Trump took this in the ditch.

    May as well take part

    Its all shit pants knows.

  13. Very strange that the Global Cycling Network is involved

  14. Trump obviously did shit in California before. Access Hollywood but worse.

  15. I’m living for Newsome’s trolling of Trump right now.

  16. Mocking orange turd like this is so perfect because it forces the maga cult to see how stupid their idiot in chief really appears.

  17. This is honestly the favorite part of a really concerning state of US politics

  18. At this point I’m hanging my hope on anything…… please let this be true and as powerful as he’s saying!

  19. The only thing that would be better is if he gave Trump a nickname everytime he mentioned him. Like “lying” Donald J Trump or “Brainrot” Donny

  20. Needs more lower case letters randomly sprinkled in.

  21. Has DJT commented on these Twitter posts yet? You KNOW he is seething at this and would love nothing more than to start a shit post war on twitter.

  22. His mockery of Trump is very amusing and satisfying. Fuck trump.

  23. What a time to be alive. The President of the United States is a fucking joke.

  24. He’s trying to copy trump’s style but he’s missing spelling errors. 9/10

  25. Newsom is meeting this moment masterfully. He may not be my dream candidate but I am so glad he’s on our side and punching back hard. Fuck this fascist regime and everyone helping them.

  26. I hope he has some good security surrounding him.

  27. Reminds me of someone ironically shouting “WHAAA” at a child throwing a silly tantrum, I just hope it doesn’t go from irony to a legitimate manner of political discourse

  28. No, this is likely just him trolling trump. As he adopts the language and style of idiot to mock him. But I hope im wrong and Gavin has goods. Im from Missouri, so I say, “Show me.”

  29. The trick here that Newsom in person is statesmanly and focused (in contrast to Trump) and keeps his personal posts in his personal style, and goes hog wild with this campaign account, is genius. It allows the satire to be satire, the message be the message, and Newsom to be Newsom

  30. TWO very FancyFamilies — supposed to be ALL dignified — in so-called “Fair Verona” (NOT so fair anymore folks)… OLD grudges, HUGE problems, turns into TOTAL CHAOS!!! Civil BLOOD everywhere, hands VERY dirty… out of these DISASTER families come two LOVE BIRDS who end it ALL… VERY sad story, could have been avoided!!! Tragic!!!

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