81-year-old man caught driving under influence of cocaine

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1. “Oh I don’t want to take an eye test after the age of 70 because of my pride and independence!” They’re the same people who can’t wait to bash on 18-year-olds driving round with their mates

2. Gramdad

3. At that age it might actually help

4. Driving it hard in a straight line

5. Still 19 in his head.

6. What a weapon, I’m sure I saw him throwin shapes to elvis down the legion chewin his face right off. Ended up rattling some old bird in the ally. Broke both her hips

7. Left the house with the wrong sort of cane

8. God forbid a senior citizen have a hobby.

9. Man, I’m 30 years old and I’m terrified a bump of coke these days would make my heart explode. This blokes out here doing it in his 80’s like his ticker is made of polished steel.

10. In the words of Winston Churchill “it makes you proud to be British”

11. He was 32 years old when ‘Life In The Fast Lane’ was a hit. Just saying.

12. Just trying to go out doing what he loves.

13. _just to dust off the cobwebs_

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