Can we (Dutch) have this part? I don’t think you guys are doing much with it and we have some fun ideas we want to try out.

28 comments

1. No, you can’t. There is already to much Netherlands

2. Eww no, you are already too close as is.

3. You can have it, but we get Deportivo and Celta, we need to improve our shitty football league.

4. Sure, but you have to let him run your country for a decade:

   https://preview.redd.it/0t0xqa2vu5jf1.jpeg?width=980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36d0d1095fce12c5b91fed39ce33ef4e45a74aab

   Then we can talk.

5. Why? We’re the Dutch, we can just build more land next to that.

6. No way the protestants are getting it

7. Sure buddy you’ll find that you and the locals have a lot in common.

8. no, sorry, portugal has dibs

9. If you just invade during working hours you will have no resistance as they are all asleep

10. 

11. too many hills, you wouldn’t handle it.

12. That thing has mountains. You wouldn’t know what to do with it. 

13. The Dutch should buy the Maldives and save them

14. As if your caravans wouldn’t disassemble themselves halfway through their roads.

    https://preview.redd.it/145srf5rx5jf1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5319f36ad25b77782e7a2a3f4bf8e5e7ab2063c1

15. Over my fucking corpse

16. Accept Catholicism first and let’s talk. I might have a counter proposal for a Catalo-Dutch corridor.

17. As a Galician I wouldn’t recommend you to move here. We have a short fuse for per capita metrics.

    Also, the average terrain height is between 500-600m so you might suffer a lack of oxygen.

18. We already have enough drug addicts, but thank you

19. https://preview.redd.it/5udget2xy5jf1.jpeg?width=1090&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a465b42c960a410fd898a9806745af4b32300cf

    Where would we get our elites from then?

20. I much prefer my Galician neighbors. Besides, these mountains are way too much for you… your legs would give out, and you’d be wheezing in all that fresh mountain air! 🫤

    https://preview.redd.it/jht84hb746jf1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62d4e615465a59e913f8e0b90c1b4e726fa0df7f

21. What are these ‘fun’ ideas you have?

22. Man, I love my little fellow Dutch maniacs.

23. https://preview.redd.it/j3fgaqr926jf1.png?width=476&format=png&auto=webp&s=9b6e8d1244a26dd95c8ec54507ba634c178f3483

    Image the new Afsluitdijk.

24. Queue up, portuguese asked first

25. Hell no if Spain ever falls appart we already have dibs on Galicia

26. https://preview.redd.it/xxh84ucu26jf1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a790c8ab4e030f785ed941ae907215723ce5a7e

    This is what it looks like, Jan. You would die of oxygen deprivation 10m away from the sea.

27. You’re completely insane. That’s portugal

28. You stay away from our long-lost Celtic cousins! They are the only reason that the savvy Irishman can claim to be Galician when on holiday in the south of Spain. Sure we are both a bit fairer than the Andalucians and speak with a funny accent, nothing to see here.

    Also with our influx of Brazilians and the next generation of Irish children being mostly Irish-Brazilian, we will be picking up Portuguese and soon we may even have the language capabilities to blend in unnoticed in Galicia itself. This is good for the long game, when the south burns and Galicia becomes the new Alicante.

    So back off, you’ll ruin all our plans!

    *Estes malditos caravaneiros e a súa estúpida nación lacustre…*

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