Atheists received the news with ambivalence.

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  1. How do magats explain trump’s sycophantic gestures to vlad?

  2. The Flying Spaghetti Monster *didn’t fall* into the plane’s engines.

  3. This is the first time in my life I’ve ever rooted in favor of cholesterol

  4. I mean, you know there is a genocide currently playing out right? 

  5. A well placed lightening bolt would have relieved the world of much senseless pain.

  6. I know it’s a joke, but shit like this should cause hundreds of people to become atheists. There’s no god, just us stupid monkeys playing in the dirt.

  7. But if this was Biden, fox and the maga cultists would be screaming about this until the end of time and call Biden a traitor or an idiot.

  8. Is it the Jehovah’s Witness folks who believe that God allows Satan to rule the world? One of the slightly less orthodox sects does.

    I mean… it makes a lot of sense. Both of them seem almost supernaturally lucky. Same with most of the high level villians on this planet.

  9. No one ever considers the thought that God is just a supremely vile motherfucker. Why is that? He killed the whole world for being sinful after telling us to do whatever we wanted. He killed people’s kids to punish those people. He had a city of people slaughtered because they… couldn’t live there! Their babies were smashed against rocks, btw. In the name of the Lord! This is Canaan, not S or G.

    Anyway, fuck that guy.

  10. No collision yet. I’m still holding out for Ukrainian F16s on Putins flight home.

  11. There is still the slim chance of something happening on the flight home that results in Putin’s plane straying into Canadian airspace, which would be awkward since Canada is an ICC signatory & duty bound to detain him.

  12. Unfortunately there was no need for the shit umbrellas today.

  13. Sure are pretty chummy for someone who claims to be against what he is doing…. “Stop Vladimir!”.. One might think a wrestling CEO is running the department of education and a fox host is running the military…like wtf happened to this world….

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