Labour’s attempt to find successor to Diane Abbott ‘under way’

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1. Bar set pretty low so shouldn’t be hard

2. The leading candidate is currently;

   >!Literally anyone else!<

3. Must be hard finding someone that incompetent, they might even have to Pouch a Tory

4. Anyone that isn’t capable of doing simple maths and not a racist would be a good start.

5. 2 short planks would be a like for like replacement.

6. Fat Rhino should fit the bill

7. A tub of coleslaw should do it, approximately 90% cabbage

8. My hamster is looking for work. He’s worried he’s overqualified

9. Going to be a tough ask following Carol Voderman like that. 2+2= yellow.

10. It has to be said….. although she is a disgusting racist, who is completely useless at being an MP on a national level, it’s always been said that she is actually a really good local mp.

11. There’s eleventy billion people out there that could do a better job.

12. Despite what the sheep on here have been told to believe, she has a long list of recognitions and awards spanning over 40 years.

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