The other day I found the UKs prettiest spider, last night walking back from the boozer I found the UKs cutest mammal



by GodsBicep

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  3. Well done for ensuring its safety – that hedgehog moved pretty swiftly….

  5. Hedgehogs usually get a real scamper going as long as you keep your distance. I startled one this morning on my run – it froze as I came round the corner, greeted it and lumbered on down my hill; it only took a few steps before it had vanished.

  6. I’d have never guessed you were heading back from the pub.

  7. Thank you for moving him to safety!

    Fun facts – a hedgehog can run up to 5mph in short sprints and travel up to 2km per night

  10. Welcome to ringworm. Hedgehogs are the most common carrier

  11. I know you had a drink but you were just scaring the poor thing mate.

  13. There sound is even cuter, love hearing them snuffling about

  15. There used to be loads of these back when I was a kid in the 60s and 70s❤️❤️❤️

  20. Can you please host a nature documentary? I also enjoyed your spider episode

  22. Love this!! Glad you directed it to a safer place mate xxx

  23. Hedgehogs are a legume. They have territory stretching for miles, but only an inch wide… 

  27. Last time I saw a hedgehog in my area was 1995

  28. Fucking wind in the willows over here 😆🦔

  30. They’re all but gone from where I live, don’t even see them dead on the roads anymore which further proves it. Fucking sucks.

  32. 2 of these dead on my road this week 🙁

    a bad year for our dwindling population of neighbourhood hedgehogs

    good job drunk man for getting his bum off the road

  33. How likely is it to run into one of these guys in suburban Birmingham?

  35. I was driving through Glossop a few months ago, was queued at some tricky lights and realized that all the cars at the lights were swerving three feet into the oncoming lane as they passed them. As I got there myself, I saw why: the biggest fuckin’ hedgehog I’d ever seen was curled up right in the middle of the road, paralyzed in terror of the traffic.

    Well, I did my swerve and a hundred yards down the road found a semi-safe spot to pull in, and trekked back through oncoming traffic to the lights. I waited until they turned red, darted out, leaned down… and realized it was the inner from a hanging basket, one of those whiskery, grubby things that had blown into the road and upturned. In disgust, I hoofed it out of the road. I got pretty good distance too, got my foot right under and it flew clear into the hedges at the side of the road.

    …and then I realized that all of those queued cars had witnessed me travel into oncoming traffic purely to deck an apparent hedgehog into the embankment. Thankfully, none of them swerved three feet to hit *me* on the way back to the car.

  37. Thank you for getting him off the road. We usually have loads around here, but sadly I’ve seen more squished on the road than I have live ones on my camera 🙁

  38. I love how enthusiastic you are 🙂 Thanks for helping him out. He is indeed adorable.

  40. You fucking luv a hedgehog, don’t ya, ya cunt? 😉 jokes aside this video cheers me up a bunch 🙂

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