I think instead of signing for a general election petition we should sign this one instead, maybe even different vegetables how about a cactus?

by Lord1Mahaveer

34 comments

  2. Ok, this sub has been dead for weeks with shit Reform banter but this is fucking funny.

  8. “The Government has no plans to shove a pineapple up Farage’s arse.”

  11. “I don’t think I can stand the Mau Mau, I’ll choose death” so the chief said to him “Death by Mau Mau”!

  12. I don’t know, I’d put my money on a Morning Star instead of a pineapple

  13. The problem is that if there are too many of these it gives the government the perfect excuse to ignore petitions, they barely acknowledge them as it is

  14. Funny, I suggested a cactus but for billionaires

    How about Musk and Trump while we’re at it

  15. I’m not happy about this. *Arse is the word you should use.

  17. I’ll sign if it’s a cooking apple riddled with wasps!

  18. I immediately went to go sign it only to be incredibly disappointed

  19. I mean I’m in favour of it being done, but I’d really rather not witness it

  20. Am I the only one who thinks Farage resembles the smug bellhop in home alone 2?!

  21. It’s a trick, Nigel Farage set the petition up in the first place the dirty bird

  23. I looked it up excitedly with every intention of signing it. Disappointed

  25. “The government currently has no plans to shove a pineapple up Nigel Farage’s arse”

  26. “…Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple up his arse…”

  29. For the folks thinking it’s real errr it’s not can’t even find it in archives of the parliament website but found a rabbit hole of funny and ironic petitions.

  31. First thing that came to mind is that one scene from Little Nicky

  32. I’ve done this kind of work before. Maybe I can help?

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