I will raid our allotment, buy a steak, open a good bottle of wine and eat like a king

by ct_uk

27 comments

  2. Sweetcorn and baby corn seems like an odd choice

    Edit: also “good wine” and being drunk from a tumbler, that will annoy someone

  4. Well played, a fine effort.

    If I had an allotment, I’d eat home-grown steak more often.

  7. All the corns.

    I remember being annoyed at school we were not allowed chips and birds eye waffles together.

  11. Some people gets bits of corn come out when they poo, this guy has bits of poo in his corn.

  16. I love everything about this tbh

    You’re excited & happy to share what is a treat to you while your family is away

    As someone who shoved a box of “14 duck no duck party spring rolls” in the oven with one of they £1.25 bars of fruit & nut for pudding the last time my husband was away, I can confidently say that you win!

    It’s really impressive that the majority of your plate is home grown too!

    Hope that you enjoy every bit of it

  19. When the wife and kids are away, it’s all about the corn eh.

  20. Corn on the cob *and* baby corn?  That’s insane, Jeremy.

  23. I can’t imagine plating and eating that, let alone bragging about it

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