Mad Eel washed up on the bank of The Thames this afternoon.

by ApesApesApes

22 comments
  1. About 10 years ago I watched an elderly Maltese guy fishing for eels a couple of hundred yards upstream of HMS Belfast. He hauled in a couple of large ones like this. He would regularly sell them to Chinese supermarkets. The European eel is now endangered and protected as their population has collapsed…

  2. Only been on a coke binge and run himself aground, poor sod

  3. My dog once rolled on one of these, it was the most disgusting thing I have ever smelt, just thinking about it is making me gag a little.

  4. Good to see that comedy titans like Micheal McIntyre have nothing to fear from these replies.

  5. Eel has HAD ENOUGH of the Sewage in the Thames so it is protesting hoping to be taken to cleaner waters

  6. “Tell you what right, hear me out.. put it in JELLY.”

  7. “*Hey… hey you. Yeah. Can ya do me a solid and chuck me back in. Ta.”*

  8. When you swim in the Thames and a eel bites your leg…..ahhh that’s a Moray

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