If I was them I might also be a little cheesed that folks at the Sunday market sometimes use their seats, but this "freemen of the land" malarkey was unexpected.

It's a framed sign right by their front door, so I'm guessing the owner is big into the Magna Carta and such. Sign aside it looks like a nice place – shiny tiles, stylish seats, well put together… which is why this notice feels so incongruous.

A bit of glare on the image, so I've copied the text below. I've tried to correct the Google Lens mis-reads, but I may have missed some:

To all that it Concerns

NOTICE TO AGENT IS NOTICE TO PRINCIPAL

NOTICE TO PRINCIPAL IS NOTICE TO AGENT.

For the record, by this Declaration, we want everyone to know that we have revoked all permissions wo have given to act on our behalf, whether stated clearly or not. We reserve the right to refuse emtry and can file a trespassing notice against anyone who tries to enter without our permission. Please also take notice that the land known as England is a Common Law Jurisdiction, and any transgression of this notice will be dealt with through private prosecution according to, and under, Common Law.

No consent given, implied, or presumed to answer questions from any oppressor, bureaucrat, or authority, agent, or private person who violates this notice, including all and excluding none; balliffs, officers, employees and/or nominees of banks, councils, government representatives, debt collection agencies, courts, UK police policy enforcers, or any other corporate identity that is detrimental to the flourishing and well-being of life.

Any POLICE/PEACE OFFICER who is working for CORPORATE POLICE interests instead of serving as a constable public servant on behalf of Coronation Oath 1688 and King Charles 111 according to their affirmation of office, is not fulfilling their proper role. Their VOW requires then to act with fairness, integrity, diligence, and impartiality, to uphold human rights, respect all people equally, maintain peace, and prevent crimes against people and property.

PATRONS ARE PERMITTED TO ENTER. Patrons may follow government guidelines if they so wish.

These premises, 51 Chatsworth Road, [E5 0LH] are occupied by a business under the jurisdiction & rules of Equity. "The rules of equity shall prevall". Supreme Court of Judicature Act 1873

The living men and women trading in those premises are exercising their unalienable right to earn a livelihood. All Rights, Liberties, Freedoms, & Dominion Reserved & Protected.

Universal Declaration of Human Rights-Articles 1-30

Article 3: We all have the right to life, and to live in freedom and safety.

Article 23: We have the right to work, to free choice of livelihood, to just and favourable conditions of work, and to protection against unemployment.

Article 30: We have the right to withdraw from any activity or to perform any act aimed at the destruction of any of the rights and freedoms set forth herein.

All Rights, Powers, Privileges, And Immunities Are Reserved. No Assumed/Presumed Power Of Attomey.

YOU HAVE BEEN NOTICED AND WARNED

BY ORDER OF THE HOLDER IN DUE COURSE :Stephen-ichard.

by pdarigan

30 comments

  2. Classic “Magna carter” freemasons pseudo legal bullshit

  3. These conspiracy theorist sovereign citizen types are going to be in for a shock if they’re running a licenced premises. I wonder how they’ll manage the first time the police turn up for a licensing visit….

  4. Always nice when a restaurant tells you up front that the owner thinks food handling regulations are optional.

  6. Sovereign citizens think you can say magic secret words and the police will all go away.

    If the police knew to keep away from these words, then they’d be using them themselves.

  7. “No trespassing” would have been a more sensible notice.

  9. The funniest thing about sovereign citizens in the US is that they place liens (a hold on assets for debt collection purposes) on the property of judges and police officers in retaliation for being arrested/imprisoned lol.

    [https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/paper-terrorism-sovereign-citizens-file-false-liens-as-revenge-against-public-officials/20094/](https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/paper-terrorism-sovereign-citizens-file-false-liens-as-revenge-against-public-officials/20094/)

  11. All hail King Charles 111, our future cyborg overlord.

  13. Same at their sister restaurant, Uchi, on Clarence road. I always thought it was a sovereign citizen thing – not wanting to close during COVID.

  14. Ah, Sov Cit shit. They probably owe loads of money, and don’t want to pay up, so Google told them this would work. Google is wrong.

  15. At least they’re upfront about employment of illegal workers.

  16. I’m listing all these rules and laws and shit to prove that I don’t have to listen to any of these rules or laws or shit.

    Oh, and we’re not telling you who we are.

  17. “By order of King Charles the Hundred and Eleventh…”

  18. I just want some noodles. Do I have to read all that before entering?

  19. Not the point of this post but their ramen is incredibly disappointing

  20. Having a dealt with a few of these sovcit types, I am always grateful that they always end up using it for something super petty. I mean they kill people in the US and ours are always complaining about bin collection or something similar

  21. I see these types a lot in work relating to mortgage/credit card/loan debts and they are just spectacular to read. Trying to work their way out of a pretty water tight contract by saying things like “as the living flesh and blood person of john jones esquire (all lower case as to distinguish my different being from John Jones)” and god knows what else. It’s a wild ride

  23. Imagine the absolute cookers that go there to eat on welfare days

  25. Under Magna Carta, i hereby declare, as a freeman of the land, that’s this restaurant……… is shite

  26. I would not want to work for this person. You just know he would break every single labour law and, even if you sue and win, would make it extremely hard to come and collect what your owed when he inevitably breaks that law.

  28. Do they provide a receipt before you pay?
    Then you can reverse Uno them and sign the receipt
    The Bearer of this Instrument is free to redeem via UCC 3-108 via the Free Bank of Gringots found at 9 1/2 Barclays Round About Cheshirecat, Leeds, Manchester United.

    It’s hard to SovCit in the UK.

  30. Looks like mildew on that notice. I think an inspection is in order.

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