It looks like someone has taken a shit on some rice, then added the worst imaginable eggs and sausages on the side
The old dog shit, swede and sausage combo!! American delicacy!
That looks like dogshit true beans on toast in better
Reminds me of my last bowel movement
Looks like the breakfast has already been processed by the digestive system of the chef 💩
Hate American food.
Is a Detroit breakfast slang for some sort of ritual/hazing/punishment? Send him to Detroit!
Geez I heard prison food was bad but what the hell did this guy do!
Why drag Detroit’s name into this colostomy bag?
Diarrhoea and eggs. Lovely.
Meat, egg, cheese, meat, egg, cheese. <- every american meal that gets posted.
Diarrhoea with rice, sausages and egg. How delightful
Looks like scrambled eggs, sausages, and Greek-style chili on hash browns.
That’s the most processed garbage, we don’t eat that!!
What food is it, and does it matter which US prison you stay at to get it ?
The right hand side looks ok, got for of your five a day on it. Just an assumption, but that looks like scrambled eggs, I hope so.
WHAT!!! What on God’s green earth is that abomonation on the left. It look’s like it’s come from the set of a 1950’s scifi B movie, or Liverpool.
One of the memes that emerged when that American was over reviewing shit hotel food, was “British food always looks cold” and then this photo emerges, looking like tepid would be a major upgrade
This is why Americans have to pay for health care.
Surprisingly decent looking sausage.
So that, scrambled egg, and something that could be my mother’s pot of mince were it reduced and over what could be onions or a hash brown. Not for me but solid enough. Not far off the kind of ooze we do over baked potatoes.
Is Detroit Breakfast like Dubai portapotty or something?
Okay, so that’s… diarrhea with bile and three solid stool segments. Lovely.
The styrofoam box looks more appealing than the food
I can even see the claw marks on the left, where the dog pushed it away.
I’ve seen dehydrated eggs look more moist than those.
how generous of whoever it was that made this abomination to digest it first before serving it 🤢💩
Get some squirty cheese on it to finish it off. Yum yum.
Got to say that brown sludge is exactly same colour and consistency of my morning poop after yesterday’s day of boozing by the pool. Bon appetite!
If that’s a Detroit breakfast now I understand why everyone in RoboCop was so violent.
See also:
Biscuits and gravy
Chipped beef
Grits
You can tell the word “stuff” was changed from “literal shit” in the title lol
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It looks like someone has taken a shit on some rice, then added the worst imaginable eggs and sausages on the side
The old dog shit, swede and sausage combo!! American delicacy!
That looks like dogshit true beans on toast in better
Reminds me of my last bowel movement
Looks like the breakfast has already been processed by the digestive system of the chef 💩
Hate American food.
Is a Detroit breakfast slang for some sort of ritual/hazing/punishment? Send him to Detroit!
Geez I heard prison food was bad but what the hell did this guy do!
Why drag Detroit’s name into this colostomy bag?
Diarrhoea and eggs. Lovely.
Meat, egg, cheese, meat, egg, cheese. <- every american meal that gets posted.
Diarrhoea with rice, sausages and egg. How delightful
Looks like scrambled eggs, sausages, and Greek-style chili on hash browns.
That’s the most processed garbage, we don’t eat that!!
What food is it, and does it matter which US prison you stay at to get it ?
The right hand side looks ok, got for of your five a day on it. Just an assumption, but that looks like scrambled eggs, I hope so.
WHAT!!! What on God’s green earth is that abomonation on the left. It look’s like it’s come from the set of a 1950’s scifi B movie, or Liverpool.
One of the memes that emerged when that American was over reviewing shit hotel food, was “British food always looks cold” and then this photo emerges, looking like tepid would be a major upgrade
This is why Americans have to pay for health care.
Surprisingly decent looking sausage.
So that, scrambled egg, and something that could be my mother’s pot of mince were it reduced and over what could be onions or a hash brown. Not for me but solid enough. Not far off the kind of ooze we do over baked potatoes.
Is Detroit Breakfast like Dubai portapotty or something?
Okay, so that’s… diarrhea with bile and three solid stool segments. Lovely.
The styrofoam box looks more appealing than the food
I can even see the claw marks on the left, where the dog pushed it away.
I’ve seen dehydrated eggs look more moist than those.
how generous of whoever it was that made this abomination to digest it first before serving it 🤢💩
Get some squirty cheese on it to finish it off. Yum yum.
Got to say that brown sludge is exactly same colour and consistency of my morning poop after yesterday’s day of boozing by the pool. Bon appetite!
If that’s a Detroit breakfast now I understand why everyone in RoboCop was so violent.
See also:
Biscuits and gravy
Chipped beef
Grits
You can tell the word “stuff” was changed from “literal shit” in the title lol
What in the name of Saint Delia is that….thing?
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