I have no words…

by Strvctvred

46 comments
  1. for potty training alpha toddlers who believe sitting to pee is too feminine?

  2. They should hook the little propeller target up to a battery so it could have LED light effects

  3. That one with the caption “I look and sound like a grown up toilet!” has served me so well as a reaction image.

  4. I was terrified of urinals as a child. Especially the trough ones, whose flush would come on without warning to give you a fright at a time when you really didn’t need it.

  5. Saw a dad on here try to show their children how to use this. Typical they tried to wash their hands in it

    This product is dumb

  6. Teaching boys to wee standing up can be tough, especially if the loo is high and they can’t stand on a step very well. For boys above 18 months, as it shows, this looks like a great idea.

  7. To be honest, I might be the target demographic for this.

    I am the parent to a 2 year old boy that is learning to wee standing up, but likes to piss anywhere but the potty.

    He pissed on the cat the other day.

  8. Great for potty training while on the go, but a regular potty will do. Mum kept on in the car.

  9. Me n my 5yo saw that in aldi a few weeks ago. We both found it so funny. He keeps bringing it up “dad remember when we saw that baby urinal?! Hahaha what if they fell in haha”
    Its nothing if not a bonding moment for us.

  10. Well, I’ve never thought that no one has a urinal in their own home after all…

  11. Should have got one of these, been a struggle we only just resolved.

  12. Saw this in Aldi last week and bought the last one. As a father of a 3-year-old boy who’s just starting potty training, half the RRP was too good to pass up.

  13. This is great. My 2 years old pees jot only standing up but also without hands. He just leans forward lol

  14. To be fair, my son has actually started standing up to wee into his potty. No idea where he got this from as his dad usually just sits to wee, so probably nursery. It is a bit difficult trying to explain to him in a way he understands that he has to AIM for the potty and not just let it freely flow anywhere lol.

  15. Just tell me there isn’t a talking toilet further down the aisle (Better Call Saul)

    >Sounds like
    a grown up urinal

    Does that mean it comes with surround sound? Like you hear stuff behind you to add realism
    Stall 1 : someone head in the bowl honking up
    Stall 2 : 2 randoms doing magic powder and trying to solve the worlds problems
    Stall 3 : someone with the lurgy utterly destroying the plumbing

  16. Whatever happened to the guy in this sub who wanted to install one in his house?

  17. My mum bought me a kids urinal for my 1 year old at the time over 7 years ago! It went outside! 😂

  18. Just images of a sweet kid saying in a gruff builders voice “oi dad, I’m just going for a slash ..”

  19. We had a similar (from temu I think) one for our little one

    It was a game changer when we were toilet training to be fair!

  20. Sure, worth a chuckle for the whole “real adult sound” bit, but everyone acting like this is the craziest thing is a bit off the mark.

    I have a different brand version (but same premise) for my toddler that hangs on the wall right next to the regular toilet. It’s near impossible for him to miss and piss on everything else even when he thinks it’s time to go hands free. And the front bowl they pee in easily lifts off, gets dumped in the toilet and then rinsed out in the sink.

    Anyone who’s letting it sit around full of piss until it smells horrid probably shouldn’t have children in the first place.

  21. Sounds like a real urinal, so I assume it’s got the background noise of a trucker having explosive diahorrea in the cubicle behind me then?

  22. Good for Glastonbury or even just next to the armchair when having a drink

  23. Why are we mad at this? It teaches children to use the toilet correctly…

    My kid had a miniature toilet with a flusher that made a sound like it was real and a small toilet roll holder. Perfect potty training!

  24. Better then having to store your piss bottles under the bed

  25. Could target this at male gamers, no more charging to the toilet before the next match starts.

  26. “Realistic splash back!”
    “Includes bag of pubes, gum and pennies to customise!”

  27. I prefer sitting to be honest as 1. I have back issues and 2. It just feels way better and the risk of splashing, especially on your clothes and the seat are dramatically lower. It also means little to no dripping afterwards.

    This would be useful though as there is no guarantee you will be able to sit down and you’ll have to stand up.

  28. I keep one of these near my bed so I don’t have to walk to the bathroom at night

  29. I genuinely thought this was an obvious plant post for a moment and even had to check the item didn’t have their logo

  30. I’ve seen proper domestic urinals in houses in Bavaria.

    They’re in the bathroom with the shower and regular toilet. Ceramic, plumbed in, and with a lid!

    Ironic then that a few of my German male friends preferred pissing sat down anyway!

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