After Calling Himself ‘The Chosen One’, Trump Now Fears He Won’t Get to Heaven

After Calling Himself ‘The Chosen One’, Trump Now Fears He Won’t Get to Heaven



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  2. He is counting on bribing someone at the pearly gates. /s.

  3. I don’t think that’s the reason…. Pride is definitely a sin but rape it’s a bit worse.

  6. You were the chosen one! It was said you were to make America great again, not leave it in darkness!

  7. I don’t know what he is worried for. He wasn’t getting there in the first place with all the stealing he did decades ago.

  8. With the number of egregious and remorseless sins to his name I’m not sure if even Hell is appropriate.

  10. Wait. It is article (headline, I am not biting on this obvious clickbait) implying that Trump actually has some sort of religious belief in Heaven and Hell?

    No way. He is way too narcissistic to have ever internalized the fear of God or even the most superficial aspects of Christianity that speak to the afterlife.

    He has always lived for the now, whether it is earing hot dogs with abandon, cheating builders out of their pay, raping young girls or lying to the American people.

  11. When I was younger I dreamed of heaven…as I get older I really hope hell is real.

    🍊 Better pack that diaper with asbestos…I heard he has an asbestos guy anyway

  12. He doesn’t deserve to be in Hell either. He deserves worse.

  13. LMAO. The pathological liar who spent his career screwing over the less fortunate, who raped a woman he thought looked like his first wife, who he cheated on with his future 2nd wife, who he cheated on with his future 3rd wife, who he cheated on while she was pregnant with his 5th kid, with a porn star, who he then paid to keep quiet, which led to his 34 felony fraud convictions, and who is actively trying to suppress the release of the Epstein files because his name is all over it labeling him as a pedophile who pays to rape children….

    I mean… If he cant get into heaven then no one can……….. (<— that part is sarcastic if you couldnt tell)

  15. Confession is good for the soul.
    **Release the Epstein-Trump files.**

  16. He knows he is knocking on death’s door. That’s how you know he is in cognitive and physical decline. Otherwise he wouldn’t give a shit.

  17. This news gives me hope. Not because Trump might change or anything crazy. But because if he is getting this worried about the afterlife, he likely just received some very bad medical news. Well, bad for him. Likely good for us.

  19. Yep, it’s true. That big ass ugly butt ain’t gonna fit through the eye of that needle.

    No way. Sorry.

  22. He is going straight back to where he came from, and heaven isn’t it.

  23. You don’t buy your way into Heaven by doing good deeds. You get into Heaven by God’s Grace and accepting Jesus as your Lord & Saviour. Period.

  24. Well the Christians believe that child molesters should go the front of the line.

  25. Get your speedo on, someone’s got plans for you Conald…and it hot down there 👇

  26. This fuckstick actually said he’s never done anything in his life that he’d have to ask God forgiveness for.

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