Man incapable of admitting responsibility fails to admit responsibility.
Serial lier claims he didn’t lie that time we saw him lying to parliament
Boris Johnson deliberately misleads Parliament again by denying he deliberately misled Parliament.
The man can’t put on a tie properly, can’t brush his hair, can’t tuck in a shirt and can barley understand small sentences. Him if he managed to tie a pair of shoes i would be more suprised than him lying, again.
He’s either lying or too thick to understand.
Either way he’s not fit to hold the office.
And Boris Bullshit bullshits again while Conservative MPs show that they’re prepared to lick his arse in public. Usual suspects give him a good reaming while Sunak looked on jealously. This is the shit that runs through government, the shit that stains our country and the Union Jack. Just stinking shit.
Still awaiting a reply from my MP who is a conservative. I emailed them first when Partygate first happened. They told me that they were awaiting the Sue Gray report before casting judgement. I emailed them again after the fines were announced and I am still waiting for a reply on how they are judging Boris.
“He was blindsided by confectionery”
“He was assaulted with celebratory slices”
“It was a veritable Thermopylae of Pudding”
“Nothing short of a Blitzkrieg of baked goods”
You know they described him, without a shred of irony, as having “crossed the Rubicon” by becoming the first prime minister to be charged for a crime under a law *he wrote, enacted and went on TV every night to express the importance thereof*.
It’s like someone showed them episodes of Brass Eye one night after the pub and because they were a bit pissed they took it 100% seriously, and decided to dedicate their lives to ensuring the line between satire and reality was forever blurred, plunging us into the dystopian nightmare we all knew our lives would become.
So, these people are telling us that both breaking the law – you know, the law with the TV advert with the dying woman who literally says “do not break the rules otherwise you might actually kill me”; yeah, that one – is really really serious – but actually no it’s not, at all, if you’re Boris or one of his chums, it’s actually fine.
So you know all those people who spoke to their loved ones for the last time on a Zoom call – something most of us had never done before January 2021 which has all the sentimentality of queuing for a festival toilet – while they lie literally dying in hospital, scared and alone, surrounded by a response team from a literal disaster movie for comfort, gasping for air – yes, those people?
Mugs. Total mugs, they should have just done whatever-the-fuck. Not like the rules matter, is it? Might as well have a fucking piss-up.
It’s a joke. It’s all a joke, and a game. It’s the only explanation. It’s a fucking farce and to be honest, if I have to take another minute of it, I feel like I’m gonna lose my fucking mind.
His fucking painter and decorator was there. Downing Street refuse to explain how an interior decorator was given full run of Downing Street to the extent that the could accidentally wander into the cabinet room just in time for a party. Apparently its a matter of National Security.
One thing I’ve hated out of all of this is, is finding out its literally impossible to prove someone lied. Because unless your a mind reader, the person can just say “well I thought I was telling the truth at the time”.
If that’s the case…. Then surely anyone in parliament could accuse MPs of something so heinous and they can’t be accused of lying because you could just say “well I thought I was telling the truth with the information I had at the time.
That word “deliberately” is going to be put through the wringer over the next few weeks, you might be fairly confident about what “deliberately” means but by Jove; Johnson and co are going to try everything in their power to convince you you’re wrong.
So the only two options here are that Johnson is…
1) Unable to understand the laws set by his own government
or
2) Lying about this
Either way, it’s not good. He’s been found unfit to have almost _every_ other job he’s held and resigned in disgrace with a pitiful “apology”, the PM job is just another in a long line.
I live in Australia and I wonder if he Has he got a wager with Scott Morrison Australian prime minister, who can tell the most porkies
Don’t know which one is more full of Shit
News just in: Boris denies world is round and birds can fly
What’s new he is a constant lier a lowlife human being and a international embarrassment to the United Kingdom.
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Man incapable of admitting responsibility fails to admit responsibility.
Serial lier claims he didn’t lie that time we saw him lying to parliament
Boris Johnson deliberately misleads Parliament again by denying he deliberately misled Parliament.
The man can’t put on a tie properly, can’t brush his hair, can’t tuck in a shirt and can barley understand small sentences. Him if he managed to tie a pair of shoes i would be more suprised than him lying, again.
He’s either lying or too thick to understand.
Either way he’s not fit to hold the office.
And Boris Bullshit bullshits again while Conservative MPs show that they’re prepared to lick his arse in public. Usual suspects give him a good reaming while Sunak looked on jealously. This is the shit that runs through government, the shit that stains our country and the Union Jack. Just stinking shit.
Still awaiting a reply from my MP who is a conservative. I emailed them first when Partygate first happened. They told me that they were awaiting the Sue Gray report before casting judgement. I emailed them again after the fines were announced and I am still waiting for a reply on how they are judging Boris.
“He was blindsided by confectionery”
“He was assaulted with celebratory slices”
“It was a veritable Thermopylae of Pudding”
“Nothing short of a Blitzkrieg of baked goods”
You know they described him, without a shred of irony, as having “crossed the Rubicon” by becoming the first prime minister to be charged for a crime under a law *he wrote, enacted and went on TV every night to express the importance thereof*.
It’s like someone showed them episodes of Brass Eye one night after the pub and because they were a bit pissed they took it 100% seriously, and decided to dedicate their lives to ensuring the line between satire and reality was forever blurred, plunging us into the dystopian nightmare we all knew our lives would become.
So, these people are telling us that both breaking the law – you know, the law with the TV advert with the dying woman who literally says “do not break the rules otherwise you might actually kill me”; yeah, that one – is really really serious – but actually no it’s not, at all, if you’re Boris or one of his chums, it’s actually fine.
So you know all those people who spoke to their loved ones for the last time on a Zoom call – something most of us had never done before January 2021 which has all the sentimentality of queuing for a festival toilet – while they lie literally dying in hospital, scared and alone, surrounded by a response team from a literal disaster movie for comfort, gasping for air – yes, those people?
Mugs. Total mugs, they should have just done whatever-the-fuck. Not like the rules matter, is it? Might as well have a fucking piss-up.
It’s a joke. It’s all a joke, and a game. It’s the only explanation. It’s a fucking farce and to be honest, if I have to take another minute of it, I feel like I’m gonna lose my fucking mind.
His fucking painter and decorator was there. Downing Street refuse to explain how an interior decorator was given full run of Downing Street to the extent that the could accidentally wander into the cabinet room just in time for a party. Apparently its a matter of National Security.
One thing I’ve hated out of all of this is, is finding out its literally impossible to prove someone lied. Because unless your a mind reader, the person can just say “well I thought I was telling the truth at the time”.
If that’s the case…. Then surely anyone in parliament could accuse MPs of something so heinous and they can’t be accused of lying because you could just say “well I thought I was telling the truth with the information I had at the time.
That word “deliberately” is going to be put through the wringer over the next few weeks, you might be fairly confident about what “deliberately” means but by Jove; Johnson and co are going to try everything in their power to convince you you’re wrong.
So the only two options here are that Johnson is…
1) Unable to understand the laws set by his own government
or
2) Lying about this
Either way, it’s not good. He’s been found unfit to have almost _every_ other job he’s held and resigned in disgrace with a pitiful “apology”, the PM job is just another in a long line.
I live in Australia and I wonder if he Has he got a wager with Scott Morrison Australian prime minister, who can tell the most porkies
Don’t know which one is more full of Shit
News just in: Boris denies world is round and birds can fly
What’s new he is a constant lier a lowlife human being and a international embarrassment to the United Kingdom.