When your making small talk with an old lad, and he follows up “I can’t complain” with a “because no one would listen anyway”.
When your making small talk with an old lad, and he follows up “I can’t complain” with a “because no one would listen anyway”.
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I have said this. I am an old man. Thank you for laughing.
Sure this is it
I hear that Tom Cruise laugh in my head
Me: Well, Tom.
Tom: Well.
*end of conversation*
Pay no attention to him.
Reply with:
“What? Sorry, I wasn’t listening.”
These bullshit phrases are social lubricant – they’re necessary. That old lad doesn’t want to waste any of his remaining time on you but this is nicer than telling you that
“for my sins”
Old centre tooth Tom
When saying goodbye:
“I’ll see you when I get my glasses”
When my making small talk with an old lad?
Sure, same shit different shovel sir
Look how his two front teeth are a bit wonky when compared to his nose.
I was once told Tom cruse has a single tooth in the midline of his upper set. (Instead of natural division line of too front teeth) Since then it’s the only thing see.