J.D. Vance Told to Go ‘F*** a Couch’ by Hecklers in D.C.

https://www.tmz.com/2025/08/20/jd-vance-told-couch-hecklers-washington-dc/

35 comments

  6. None of this matters. None.

    What was frustrating about 2024 was this nonsense.

    The win is the areas of the economy, immigration, abortion and safety.

    Democrats running way too late a trolling candidacy against JD Vance in 2028 would be once more hilariously bad election instincts, again. Too many years too late.

    For starters Vance will have the MAGA vote (based on todays news also Musk’s money) JD against Tim Walz should be a warning. Someone who is a non politician would be best up against him.

    Shapiro is a embarrassing Obama impersonation. Newsom reeks of a disengious non likeable factor. Pete Buttieg’s sexual orientation will make electorally it tough to win, sadly.

    Jon Stewart is the type of candidate to be honest that would be tough to beat. For starters he doesn’t have a official political record to target. This is good. He’s the ‘outsider’ likely garnering the ‘don’t usually vote’ crowd/s and has been seen as a ‘likeable figure’ who I could see many who ‘won’t normally vote Democrat’ voting Democrat.

  7. What does this have to do with the entertainment industry?

  8. Hell yeah, brother. You fuck that that couch like the dirty, dirty girl it is. And don’t let none of those normal people talk bad about you. You fuck that couch.

  9. Who’s the tiny bald thing next to him that looks like a dildo

  11. Well that’s probably daily in DC since there are so many intelligent liberals there. 🤨

  12. He was in DC? Weird. First time for everything, I guess.

  13. Ron Howard: **Which as it turns out was his plan for the day anyway**

  16. Mr heckler you are a true American and we as a nation salute you.

  17. TMZ being little sucumming bitches again. Look at the article, they are sucking his tiny dick.

  18. I don’t know if the couch will ever equal Santorum, but one can hope.

  19. He’s going to be so upset he will go on his ninth holiday in 7 months.

  20. Afterwords, Vance was also told to “give his balls a tug”

  21. I kinda wish this wasn’t the shot someone took. It’s referencing a hoax meant to ridicule him, and I’m all for that, but it uses the opportunity to hurl something that’s not true and spoils the chance to hit him with something that IS true. The headline becomes about a couch joke, when the headline could have been about something authentic that needs a headline.

  24. Mind blowing what makes headlines these days. Andy Warhol would even shudder.

  26. Phenomenal. These fucking ass hats should get heckled and booed every single place they go. Fuck JD Vance.

  28. I will always upvote such uplifting and motivating sentiments

  32. “Vance fucks couches” is this century’s “Hoover wears dresses”

  34. Couch Fucker, Maybelline wanna be Marine and Right Wing Pee Wee

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