“Couch F***er!“: JD Vance Booed While Hyping Up Trump’s D.C. Takeover

https://newrepublic.com/post/199352/jd-vance-pete-hegseth-stephen-miller-booed-dc-takeover

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  1. “Vice President JD Vance and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth had to hear just how much Washington, D.C., hates them as they attempted a friendly photo-op with Donald Trump’s federal forces Wednesday.”

    “As Vance, Hegseth, and White House deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller walked through Washington’s Union Station, surrounded by a gaggle of photographers and guards, it was immediately clear that they were unwelcome there.”

    “Oh look, it’s [couch-fucker](https://newrepublic.com/post/184418/man-creator-jd-vance-couch-sex-explains)!” one person [shouted](https://x.com/ArthurDelaneyHP/status/1958206024239747565) in a video shared to X by HuffPost reporter Arthur Delaney. “You gonna fuck a couch, buddy?”

    “The shouting built to a crescendo, becoming difficult to make out the jeers of individual onlookers. But one sentiment was clear: “Go fuck a couch JD Vance!” the first heckler shouted.”

    “Vance then ended the question session, clearly irritated.”

    “In fact, a recent [Washington Post-Schar School](https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2025/08/20/dc-poll-trump-crime-police/) poll found that 65 percent of [D.C. residents](https://newrepublic.com/post/199326/poll-washington-dc-residents-donald-trump-occupation) did not think that Trump’s deployment of the National Guard would make the city safer.”

    “As Vance glad-handed National Guard troops, [chants](https://x.com/BulwarkOnline/status/1958214426684694670) of “Free D.C.” could be heard in the background.”

  2. People minimize Vance. He is an opportunist and bright. Rubio has a shot, too, unless his conscience gets the better of him.

    Both are broken by the cult.

  3. You know even Miller and Hesgeth were loving the couch fucker lines (not that they aren’t even worse than Vance ultimately, but these asshats all probably hate each other too)

  4. Can someone explain this whole couch humping thing to me.. why do people call him that.
    Educate me please 🙏 and thank you

  5. “Hippies” and “communists”: Trump team dismisses blowback to D.C. takeover”

    “[Trump](https://www.axios.com/politics-policy/donald-trump) administration officials, surrounded by Shake Shack burgers, scorned protests against the [federal takeover](https://www.axios.com/2025/08/19/trump-dc-crime-crackdown-arrests-neighborhood) of D.C. during a Wednesday press conference meant to celebrate National Guard troops.”

    **”** Rhetoric from Vice President Vance, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth and top Trump aide Stephen Miller drew on dated stereotypes and dismissed D.C. residents’ dismay about President Trump’s policies.”

     “And by the way most of the citizens that live in Washington D.C. are Black,” Miller said. “This is not a city that has had any safety for its Black citizens for generations.”

    “Miller went on to call protesters “elderly white hippies.”

    “The voices that you hear out there, those crazy communists, they have no roots, they have no connection to the city,” Miller said. “They have no families that they’re raising in the city.”

    “Reality check: Black residents represented just more than 40% of the D.C. population, [according](https://data.census.gov/profile/District_of_Columbia?g=040XX00US11&utm_source=chatgpt.com#race-and-ethnicity) to U.S. Census figures.”

    [https://www.axios.com/2025/08/20/trump-vance-miller-dc-national-guard](https://www.axios.com/2025/08/20/trump-vance-miller-dc-national-guard)

  6. My favorite part: “Vance then ended the question session, clearly irritated.”

    That means it’s having an effect. God bless them, especially hecklers #1 and #2. We may not know your names, but you’ve done more to fight the administration than the minority leaders in Congress.

  7. These fuckers should never know a minute of peace again in their miserable lives.

  8. A couch fucker, alcoholic and vampire walk into a bar….

  9. Making unhinged political speeches surrounded by the military that they sent to our streets. Pathetic.

    Miller claimed none of the protesters had any connection to DC. He just makes shit up and is so hateful.

  11. Hmm. Are we _sure_ they weren’t actually whispering “thankyouthankyouthankyou” under their breath???

  12. Juvenile as hell but hilarious that someone would yell that out in front of him.

  13. Lock up yo’couches, lock up yo’lazy boys, cause he’s humping everything out here!

  14. Listen. If you don’t want to be called a couch fucker, you shouldn’t participate in a fascist takeover after fucking couches.

  15. My favorite part: “Pussy Boy! Pussy Boy! Pussy Boy!”

  16. My sincere hope is that after this administration, everyone affiliated with it is black listed and never employed again.

    Fuck all of these guys.

  17. All these people should be booed and shouted down everywhere they go

  18. I know Trump chose this guy so there would be one guy in the world everyone knew who was a bigger buffoon than he is.

  19. Ha Ha look at that grin on Millers face. “Crazy Communists”

  20. Look. What happens behind closed doors, with consent, between two items… is up to those items. Who are we to judge?!? Maybe that couch really loves Vance.

    Edit? – I’m not sure how old that couch was, but maybe it was over 18 years old? If not, then someone’s got some explaining to do!

  21. None of these ghoulish pricks should feel comfortable showing their rotten faces in public again. 

  22. I believe it is very important that we as a society never forget that JD Vance is a couchfucker. #neverforget

  23. Get ready to fight Christian Nationalism. Fortunately/unfortunately they have neither logic nor compassion.

  26. I saw the video as he walked out, his face was pretty red.

  27. Vance to his couch: “sorry, it’s what the people want”

  28. 1 petty insult

    Or

    Dismantling the United States piece by piece as we know it

  29. Im cackling. Man, that sound carried across the station. Vance would have to be deaf not to hear it

  31. In Hegseth’s case, they were shouting “Boo-Oooze!” to the DUI hire.

  32. I think we just need to lean in to always calling him “Couch fucker” at all times. Imagine everywhere he goes, chants of “couch fucker!”

  33. I was in DC today and saw a handful of guardsmen just standing around Metro Center, three on each side of the upper platform. They looked bored and were just leaning against the rails, not really doing anything. Pretty sure they were sweating bullets standing around the metro all day with full gear on.

    So glad they’re there though, I feel so much safer! /s

  34. God bless those guys yelling couch fucker, the truth hurts.

  36. We started chanting trumps a Pedo at an MLB game this weekend and others joined in. People are ready

  37. If you don’t live in DC you may not understand how deeply lame and loser-ish it is for them to wander around Union Station to “survey” people patrolling around and making residents and commuters uncomfortable

  40. The only bad thing about this is that Stephen Miller, and to a lesser extent, Pete Hesgeth, walks through unscathed.

  41. Genuine question: Where did “Couch Fucker” come from?

    Edit: I just googled it. He’s from Middletown, Ohio.

  42. Oh, so were these the people who they claimed were whispering “Thank You” to them on the streets, or…

    I just hope we continue making it very clear to these people that they are hated now and will be hated for the rest of their lives. I don’t want them to have a single moment of peace in public ever again after what they’ve done to our country.

  43. The boos here say a lot. JD Vance might have rebranded himself as Trump’s loudest cheerleader, but the public doesn’t forget how quickly he flipped from calling Trump “America’s Hitler” to polishing his boots. Hyping up a D.C. takeover only fuels the perception that MAGA politics isn’t about governance anymore—it’s about loyalty tests and power plays. When the crowd responds with jeers instead of cheers, it’s a reminder that not everyone buys the act. Ironically, Vance’s attempt to rally the base just highlighted how fragile and performative this whole alliance really is.

  44. Keep the hate train coming guys, gals, and non-binary pals. Let these fuckers know just how much they suck.

    Also couch fucker is Vance’s new name.

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