I made a joke on this sub about making a claim but in it I said I was a “suitcase repair specialist” and I’m not even actually joking but I keep getting dms from ppl who actually think I can fix their suitcase 😅
If you find this and it’s damaged by a new one I’m pretty fuckin sure suitcase repair specialists don’t actually exist 👌
Usually abandoned suitcases are Dublin-Belfast but hey
In the old days that would have been all the surrounding streets closed for a few hours
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Open it.
Could be clothes, could be a bomb, could be a dead body in pieces. I’m not touching it.
Context description that wasn’t added from the crosspost:
“If anyone caught a coach to Dublin around 9:20, your luggage didn’t.
It’s being taken into Capital House, Upper Queen Street but will probably be left next door in the Translink office.”
My aunt forgot his suitcase in the center of Paris. When she went back to look for it, the bomb squad had blown it up!!
Oh I can just imagine the absolute drop in your stomach when you realise
Did you stick a knife in the padding to check for coke?
https://youtu.be/on6DxBgfsDY?si=A9bALw_K0cj6Gtci
Hmm… What is that mysterious ticking noise?
“Slippy”
That would be a “get the robot in to check…”
I made a joke on this sub about making a claim but in it I said I was a “suitcase repair specialist” and I’m not even actually joking but I keep getting dms from ppl who actually think I can fix their suitcase 😅
If you find this and it’s damaged by a new one I’m pretty fuckin sure suitcase repair specialists don’t actually exist 👌
Usually abandoned suitcases are Dublin-Belfast but hey
In the old days that would have been all the surrounding streets closed for a few hours
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