Flamingo, the long-range cruise missile that can carry a 1,150 kilogram warhead and fly into Russia for 3,000 kilometers. Now produced locally in Ukraine at large scale.

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  2. Just when you think Ukraines heroic defenders cant get any more brilliant, they go and outdo themselves once again, while Ruzzia is resorting to the age-old strategy of just throwing more bodies into the fray without caring about how many die.

  7. Man, when hundreds of these start flying into Moscow …..

  9. “I would say there is some sort of big dick energy moment. You don’t need a scary name for a missile that can fly 3,000 kilometers,” Terekh said of the missile’s claimed range. “The main goal is for a missile to be effective.”

  10. 40m at 3000km at that sized warhead is absolutely good enough if you can make them at volume.

    I wouldn’t waste time or resources making them more accurate if it costs any volume of production. Fighting an insurgency is about warheads on foreheads. Actual war, “to whom it may concern” often is the way to go

  12. Now put some little charges on the Kerch bridge to clear the civilians, and then hulk smash!

  13. “You don’t have the cards” , said someone that went bankrupt with (not in!) a casino.

  15. The unlubricated dildo of karma has been given a fitting paint job! Slava Ukraini!

  16. Saw the thumbnail, and thought they had brought Thunderbird 1 to life!!

  20. Something tells me the Germans have a hand in this. A sufficient amount would compensate Taurus somewhat.

  21. C’mon Ukraine, you’ve had excellent names from the UK stuff, like StormShadow, Flamingo isn’t exactly the most fear instilling name you could have picked! 🦩

    Even if it started as a code name or something like that.

    Still funny Flamingo’s could fuck Russia’s shit up though, I guess.

  22. “When she goes by, she looks so fine, Pretty Flamingo…”

    *(Manfred Mann BTW, if you were wondering)*

  24. I heard flamingo gets its color by eating orcs

  32. The flamingo of consequences has arrived!

    Looking forward to seeing it in action in videos from Russia.

  33. They should paint a card on each one ie ace of spades…then they can say actually we do have a lot of cards 😉🇺🇦🫶🏻

  34. Australia has to worry about emus, seagulls cause chaos in Britain…and Russia now has a flamingo problem…

  37. If Ukraine is able to send off several hundred of these to cripple the oil and gas industry in the European part of russia, I can promise you that the coming winter will be cold and dark!

    About 700TWh of electric energy is produced every year in russia. And about 400TWh from other sources. Most societies would crumble and collapse if several 100TWh suddenly became unavailable.

    I do not know how many TWh is produced from oil in the European part, but it will be absolutely disastrous any way you turn it. Everything from heating homes to getting to work (walking and bikes excluded) would be close to impossible.

    It will hit the russian people and economy extremely hard. There will be people freezing to death, but there will also be no electricity to run factories producing shahed drones, explosives or ammo. It will knock russia back to 1944 or something around there…

    If the russian people will revolt and end putler is impossible for a toilet seat analyst like me to say, but putler would most likely need to reroute more resources into keeping the people in check.

    Soooo…. Can I press/hammer the launch button?? Like a cracy madman?? Or do I have to line up in que??

    Maybe that should be something for Ukraine?? Pay 10K up front, send a signature that will be written on it, log on some webpage. Camera feed pops up, countdown and your job is to press the button when the timer is up. If you decide to not push, it will anyway launch one minute past. Pay 20k and you will be allowed to choose between 3-5 targets.

    Just make a reality series of it more or less. Just let the russians know that Ukraine has made a reality out of bombing them…

  39. Orcban’s wizzair also uses a similar shade of pink, he should be 100% all over this. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  40. Flamingos burning down the Kremlin soon

    ![gif](giphy|3mMdHevrR3tVC)

  41. Some EU countries: ehhhh dunno we should provide Ukraine with long range missiles… it might anger putler! Think about escalation!

    Ukraine: Fine I’ll escalate it myself

  42. I didn’t have the doodlebug going back into production on my bingo card

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