>CO2 emissions from RAMs average 347g per kilometre, over three times the average for newly-sold cars (106 g/km), and almost double the emissions of average new vans (185 g/km)
>Pedestrian road deaths in the US are now three times higher than in Europe (after having been roughly the same in 2009), with the rapid rise in monster SUVs heavily implicated in the sharp increase in pedestrians killed on US roads (see graph below).
>The EU-US trade deal lowers the sales price of RAM pick-ups by an average of €6,000 in Europe.
Is there a kind of European Constitutional Court that can avoid this crime being committed?
The EU commission can wish many things. Doesn’t mean it will automatically fly in the member states.
Hold up, I could pull an even bigger Caravan with this through south European villages? Oh my.
I am looking forward to see some try to park such a thing next to a gracht in Amsterdam.
We are a colony of the yanks
And so the race to the bottom begins…
Isn’t there a European initiative we can sign or something, forbidding this abominations? Could we start a petition to the parliament?
Good thing most cities have low emissions zones.
Good luck parking that small cock shrine on any public parking lot, btw.
Just make sure they get a parking-ticket every time they leave their car.
That should teach those traitors buying one.
Drove past one of these dickwipes yesterday. He couldn’t fit in a single lane, almost smashed the sidewalk edge trying to pass.
I know this is very un-Swedish, but KEEP THEM OUT, STOP THEM AT THE BORDER AND SEND THEM BACK!
Don’t bring the god Damm small dick energy to eu
Does buying these tanks count as increased NATO spending?
Insurance for one of these is 2000 euros.
No replacement parts.
No mechanics to repair under warranty.
No dealer network.
12L/100km.

As if we didn’t have enough pavement princesses.
Then again, I don’t see those oversized monstrosities becoming too popular. They guzzle gas like a tank, they are impractical.
We’ll see.
Those things would never fit in here. They would literally get stuck in little village streets and can’t turn any corners. Also trying to double park one of those on the street. That would be comedy.
I want to see them try to drive that on our narrow rural roads… the European city tanks already struggle to get past one another.
But on the other hand it might make it possible to import a Mazda 3 Turbo…
In a few years they’ll discover that the average penis size for 40 or older has dropped dramatically.
From 2027 onwards fossil fuels are going to skyrocket regarding price. This problem will be solved by itself.
You just may get to experience their bright future headlights straight into your eyes driving at night. But prolly just as a novelty, not half the vehicles that you pass
No one will buy those things except for few on the countryside. They are big and expensive.
The globe is currently in hyperdrive to get rid of American products! Canada, Europe, Asia all have huge drops in American manufacturing goods imported
Its probably the only time I’ve felt this way about taxes in Ireland, but I feel safe in the knowledge that our road taxes will make owning these giant pieces of shit a financially ruinous undertaking.
Let me put my tinfoil hat… I think they’re allowing all this nonsense from the US to enrage public opinion so the overall opinion of USA or Trump is kept at an all time low. If it comes to a point where you need to depart ways with America then it would be less politically consuming to do so.
First cybertruck I see in my town I will weld a big dildo to the front.
German TÜV enters the chat.
Where are you going to park it?
Just don’t buy them, simple.
This is a stupid legislation that basically forces drivers to switch to trucks to feel safe on the road (or to even see the road beyond one of these trucks). There is absolutely no need to waste so much material (and fuel to move it) to transport a few humans and a bit of cargo.
Plus, due to conservation of (kinetic) energy, even at 30 Km/h these monstruosities can easily kill a pedestrian. In populated areas their speed would need to be reduced to 10 Km/h.
Unluckily I know 2 assholes with enough money and a small enough dick to be ready to get these the moment they set foot (tyre?) on EU soil.
So we really are gonna let american flood our market not respecting any of our norms while our industries must respect the rules ?
Who’s in charge of this circus what the hell
I’m more worried about the shitty food and ingredients that are going to come in from there.
It would be funny if you could buy it and then not be able to drive it because it doesn’t meet safety standards to be insured. Or are they fully bending over for big business?
If these end up on the roads I’ll be so pissed because meanwhile electric scooters, which are so compact and would make getting to work easier for a lot of people and reduce reliance on cars, are banned.
Cool, now I can speed up the flooding of Holland
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Time to learn how to safely slash tyres on these things. Or at least how to deflate them easily
Wait.. is it about the “trade deal” framework recently signed? If yes we’re good it’s never happening.
Another Brexit benefit 💪
Joking they’ve been legal here for years.
Thankfully our fuel is too expensive and the roads are too small.
Assume this is part of the Trump EU appeasement deal?
With the price of gas over there, you should be fine. It wont be economical to drive. Cheers!
Well my fellow almans: It is time. Charge your cellphones, reset your [weg.li](http://weg.li) login and do what you were born to do.
There is almost no way those dick substitutes can be parked legally.
Cant wait to see them on Malta’s tiny roads 😁🤣
Luv me some good american cock in my arse
This is just a way to inject money into mechanic workshops all around the continent. Imagine how many times the idiots who buy this will have to get their sides redone, with all the grinding against walls and other vehicles they’ll do.
Don’t care, they won’t fit in our streets and parking lots.
DO NOT COME! We need strict borders for these monstruosities. Just seeing how tall they are (and how dangerous that makes them) is a travesty, let alone letting them loose around the country. More Seat 600 and Citroen c10, less GasGuzzlerChildKillerEmissiomatron300 please; let’s retain traditional values for the love of God.
Example n+1 of EU and Europe being a joke and vassals to USA
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>CO2 emissions from RAMs average 347g per kilometre, over three times the average for newly-sold cars (106 g/km), and almost double the emissions of average new vans (185 g/km)
>Pedestrian road deaths in the US are now three times higher than in Europe (after having been roughly the same in 2009), with the rapid rise in monster SUVs heavily implicated in the sharp increase in pedestrians killed on US roads (see graph below).
>The EU-US trade deal lowers the sales price of RAM pick-ups by an average of €6,000 in Europe.
Is there a kind of European Constitutional Court that can avoid this crime being committed?
The EU commission can wish many things. Doesn’t mean it will automatically fly in the member states.
Hold up, I could pull an even bigger Caravan with this through south European villages? Oh my.
https://preview.redd.it/6xsyvajedykf1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74f021a65ab869a2ad221b1db319a470d62944bd
I am looking forward to see some try to park such a thing next to a gracht in Amsterdam.
We are a colony of the yanks
And so the race to the bottom begins…
Isn’t there a European initiative we can sign or something, forbidding this abominations? Could we start a petition to the parliament?
Good thing most cities have low emissions zones.
Good luck parking that small cock shrine on any public parking lot, btw.
Just make sure they get a parking-ticket every time they leave their car.
That should teach those traitors buying one.
Drove past one of these dickwipes yesterday. He couldn’t fit in a single lane, almost smashed the sidewalk edge trying to pass.
I know this is very un-Swedish, but KEEP THEM OUT, STOP THEM AT THE BORDER AND SEND THEM BACK!
Don’t bring the god Damm small dick energy to eu
Does buying these tanks count as increased NATO spending?
Insurance for one of these is 2000 euros.
No replacement parts.
No mechanics to repair under warranty.
No dealer network.
12L/100km.

As if we didn’t have enough pavement princesses.
Then again, I don’t see those oversized monstrosities becoming too popular. They guzzle gas like a tank, they are impractical.
We’ll see.
Those things would never fit in here. They would literally get stuck in little village streets and can’t turn any corners. Also trying to double park one of those on the street. That would be comedy.
I want to see them try to drive that on our narrow rural roads… the European city tanks already struggle to get past one another.
But on the other hand it might make it possible to import a Mazda 3 Turbo…
In a few years they’ll discover that the average penis size for 40 or older has dropped dramatically.
From 2027 onwards fossil fuels are going to skyrocket regarding price. This problem will be solved by itself.
You just may get to experience their bright future headlights straight into your eyes driving at night. But prolly just as a novelty, not half the vehicles that you pass
No one will buy those things except for few on the countryside. They are big and expensive.
The globe is currently in hyperdrive to get rid of American products! Canada, Europe, Asia all have huge drops in American manufacturing goods imported
Its probably the only time I’ve felt this way about taxes in Ireland, but I feel safe in the knowledge that our road taxes will make owning these giant pieces of shit a financially ruinous undertaking.
Let me put my tinfoil hat… I think they’re allowing all this nonsense from the US to enrage public opinion so the overall opinion of USA or Trump is kept at an all time low. If it comes to a point where you need to depart ways with America then it would be less politically consuming to do so.
First cybertruck I see in my town I will weld a big dildo to the front.
German TÜV enters the chat.
Where are you going to park it?
Just don’t buy them, simple.
This is a stupid legislation that basically forces drivers to switch to trucks to feel safe on the road (or to even see the road beyond one of these trucks). There is absolutely no need to waste so much material (and fuel to move it) to transport a few humans and a bit of cargo.
Plus, due to conservation of (kinetic) energy, even at 30 Km/h these monstruosities can easily kill a pedestrian. In populated areas their speed would need to be reduced to 10 Km/h.
Unluckily I know 2 assholes with enough money and a small enough dick to be ready to get these the moment they set foot (tyre?) on EU soil.
So we really are gonna let american flood our market not respecting any of our norms while our industries must respect the rules ?
Who’s in charge of this circus what the hell
I’m more worried about the shitty food and ingredients that are going to come in from there.
It would be funny if you could buy it and then not be able to drive it because it doesn’t meet safety standards to be insured. Or are they fully bending over for big business?
If these end up on the roads I’ll be so pissed because meanwhile electric scooters, which are so compact and would make getting to work easier for a lot of people and reduce reliance on cars, are banned.
Cool, now I can speed up the flooding of Holland
[ Removed by Reddit ]
Time to learn how to safely slash tyres on these things. Or at least how to deflate them easily
Wait.. is it about the “trade deal” framework recently signed? If yes we’re good it’s never happening.
Another Brexit benefit 💪
Joking they’ve been legal here for years.
Thankfully our fuel is too expensive and the roads are too small.
Assume this is part of the Trump EU appeasement deal?
With the price of gas over there, you should be fine. It wont be economical to drive. Cheers!
Well my fellow almans: It is time. Charge your cellphones, reset your [weg.li](http://weg.li) login and do what you were born to do.
There is almost no way those dick substitutes can be parked legally.
Cant wait to see them on Malta’s tiny roads 😁🤣
Luv me some good american cock in my arse
This is just a way to inject money into mechanic workshops all around the continent. Imagine how many times the idiots who buy this will have to get their sides redone, with all the grinding against walls and other vehicles they’ll do.
Don’t care, they won’t fit in our streets and parking lots.
DO NOT COME! We need strict borders for these monstruosities. Just seeing how tall they are (and how dangerous that makes them) is a travesty, let alone letting them loose around the country. More Seat 600 and Citroen c10, less GasGuzzlerChildKillerEmissiomatron300 please; let’s retain traditional values for the love of God.
Example n+1 of EU and Europe being a joke and vassals to USA
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