Here is a video that featured a taskmaster Sweden sketch https://youtu.be/nSL4MxNv7L8 no idea what the tv show it’s from all I know is that David is in it and I would love to know what is going on with English subtitles please

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  2. Daniel: It is very easy to get lost here at SVT [Swedish Television and in this context the building where it is housed is intended]. You get lost in [all] these corridors.

    Luuk: Hrm Yes. And the funny thing is that we, for security, have cameras every where. And also outside the building. So I have been able to see how you have been wandering around here during the entire afternoon.

    Daniel: Oh, yes?

    Luuk: We can have a look.

    [0:14 “Film” starts playing]

    Daniel: Now let’s see… Manuscript… Nina ‘I don’t know how this should work/happen’

    Woman: Kalle…

    Expressions of surprise from both Daniel and the woman.

    Woman: You are not Kalle?

    Daniel: No. And you are not Kristian.

    Woman: No. Måns, what is going on?

    Måns: What are you doing here?

    Daniel: What are you doing here?

    Måns: We are filming “Our time is now”.

    Daniel: Oh, right…?

    Måns:[Takes the manuscript] Thank you [turns and leave the room]

    Daniel: Ah, ok. Sorry. Then I have taken a wrong turn.

    Woman: Yes.

    [0:50]

    Daniel: [Enter a stage running] Hello… Ok, let’s see. New desk.

    Male voice / TV-anchor: Hrm, Excuse me! What… Oh, but it is you who is known from mobile phones, aren’t you?

    Daniel: Hrm…

    Male voice / TV-ancor: You force your gran to say ‘cunt’ on TV, right?

    Daniel: Yes and No you might say…

    Male voice / TV-ancor: Looks like you might think you can do my job. But that is perfect! Yes. What is your name?

    Daniel: Daniel.

    Male voice / TV-ancor: Daniel Hallberg, everyone! Give him a big applause!

    [Applause and the TV-anchor says something I can’t make out ending with “my job”]

    Daniel: Nej…

    Male voice / TV-ancor: There we go! Calm down, calm down. Now Daniel will make a funny joke.

    Daniel: Hrm, What is the thing with Kristian Luuk?

    Male voice / TV-ancor: [Interupts] No, that’s right. Thank you very much [ironic tone]

    Daniel: Hrm, sorry. [Gets up from the chair]

    Male voice / TV-ancor: Take care of yourself little man.

    Daniel: Excuse me…

    Male voice / TV-ancor: Daniel Hallberg every one! That’s it..

    [1.36]

    [Mutual expressions of greatings]

    Daniel: I’ll take this

    Man in suit: Yep.

    Daniel: [reads instructions aloud] You must, without using your hands, move the metal tin to the hula hoop. You have 5 minutes and the time starts NOW!

    [Man in suit starts the stop watch]

    Daniel: Now, lets see, lets see… A baseball bat, that is good.

    Man in suit: Oh, yes, hrm, wait a moment…

    [sound of pain]

    Daniel: Hrm, right… This wasn’t very good. David? David? David!?

    [2.29]

    Daniel: I’ll just do this… There we go… Now. Now it’ll be fine. Good! Hrm, there we go!

    [2.43]

    Woman in pink: Hi!

    Daniel: Hi!

    Woman in pink: Where’s David?

    David: Hrm.. I am… Hrm… I am Daniel.

    Woman in pink: What? Have they replaced him?

    David: Yep!

    Woman in pink: [Expression of surprise] But you are much better! That is nice!

    David: Thank you!

    Woman in pink: What is that?

    David: Hrm… That, that’s another game. So that… Or competition.

    Woman in pink: [Cuts across him with a cheerful] OK!

    David: So we don’t have to

    Woman in pink: Ok. Fun! So… [Reads the instructions]

    [3:05 Film ends]

    David: And now I am here.

    Luuk: Yes…

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