Judge Rules Trump Admin ‘Absolutely Forbidden’ From Deporting Abrego Garcia

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1. “Trump administration claims judge didn’t say Simon Says, tries to deport Abrego Garcia anyway.”

   …probably, cause they think they’re slick.

2. To which the administration (probably) said “this is the most corrupt Judge that we’ve ever seen. They are working with levels of corruption the likes of which we’ve never seen before. Everyone is telling me that this judge is working directly for the Devil and that they are wearing plastic Tupperware for underwear because they are a communist”.

   I may be making up most of this statement, but it feels pretty on target to me. The real administration would have worked in something about Trump being handsome, hardworking, modest, and smelling of fresh baked muffins (you know like what your Grandmother used to make you).

3. This shit is nuts

   Plead guilty and we will send you to Costa Rica.

   Don’t and you will go to Uganda.

   Seems super legal and above board

4. nothing will happen when he does it anyway

5. >“Your clients are absolutely forbidden at this juncture to remove Mr. Abrego Garcia from the continental United States,” Judge Xinis said in court. “That is the understanding that we have?”
   “Your honor, yes,” replied Justice Department attorney Drew Ensign. “We certainly understand that.”

   Sooooo I assume tomorrow’s headline is going to be *Abrego Garcia Launched Into Orbit On Falcon 9 Rocket*

6. ICE Princess Barbie will do it anyway.

7. You know they’re going to do it anyway.

8. Or what? Without enforcement they’re not going to do what the courts tell them to do

9. And can legally be ignored because the judge doesn’t have jurisdiction over this

10. That will stop ‘em

11. And if he does? Nothing. We’ll just keep watching while one man destroys the world.

12. explain what ‘forbidden’ means here? if there are no consequences and no one will physically stop them then is it really forbidden?

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