It’s official, we have a president of Europe



by ValenciaAue

43 comments
  1. Frontex given 900 billion budget increase, permission for patrol boats to fire at will, everyone in Lampedusa island (including any Italians left) is forcefully moved to an Honduran concentration camp.

  2. Well, it’s not incorrect.

    The EU has been governed in such an apathetic way that it made Trump the president of Europe. He is the guy making the decisions about Europe now, after 2 decades of visionary Leadership by Hans and Pierre.

  3. If you take anything from us, take not having a single leader. That really helps keeping the megalomaniacs in check.

  4. Literally nobody, I mean nobody has ever called him that.

    Maybe he’s mixing up the word president with “peado” and the words “of Europe” with “yes I am”.

  5. I know this is a meme sub. But every single time I see and/or hear this man speak, I cannot understand for the life of me why anyone would think this is an intelligent man, someone you would want to be a leader at any level. And he’s been chosen president of the fucking USA, twice. He’s blabbering nonsense. My four year old speaks more coherent than he does, and I’m dead serious here.

  6. All they want is their soundbites to go around as memes.
    Congratz, we are helping him

  7. 7, no 12, no 35, make it 38, you know what 256 countries agreed to call me their president and I like it, I like them they are good people.

  8. It is just sad at this point. I cannot understand why anyone would still believe this guy.

  9. 7 + 28 = 38

    New math just dropped. Get with the program!

  10. He’s getting progressively oranger with every passing minute.

  11. Orange man wants to be a king, but there is only one true king of Orange.

  12. The skills you must have to talk for at least 30 seconds and say nothing

  13. The time has come. We need to wake up from siesta and make europe the masters of the world again.

  14. he still haven’t the slightest clue that europe is not a country

  15. Continental Pres?!

    Amazing. Can we here in Canada share custody of a monarch from over there? Might be gud to ha e a Prime Minister, and a monarch.

    (Like, one that’s not boring performative tree-planter, or who accomodates a predator relative)

  16. I was talking to a Savage recently and he was so convinced about the fact that “trump is ending the war between Ukraine and Russia” those neanderthals are fucking mental

  17. Well, the EU has 27 member states. Starmer and Zelensky were also there, which makes 29. So even if we’re being generous and declare von der Leyen to represent every EU member state that didn’t have a representative there, we’re off by like … nine countries.

  18. Wait a moment, if this is not AI, what is this supposed to be?

  19. Words falls from his mouth like shit from ass.

    Seems like the racoons living inside his head has finally gnawed off all the wires, but the fact the savages put this man in power, twice, says a lot about how rotten that country has become.

  20. I hate it living in “interesting times”. “Idiocracy” was not a manual.

  21. Never have I been so thankful to not be in the EU before

  22. Now i really Hope that theory that He is dying of Liver failure is true.

    Fuck this Hurensohn

  23. Well, Mr. President of Europe, sir.
    I humbly think it’s about time for the US to free Germany from a malevolent, facist regency again, sir. Thanks in advance… Sir.

  24. Trump had the chance to finally be king and he proclaimed himself to only be president of Europe? Pathetic.

  25. I’d kind of like it if he was our king instead.

    This would be the one time where I would willingly side with the French

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