DC Grand Jury Refuses to Indict Sandwich-Throwing Man Opposed to Trump City Takeover

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1. Good.

   Sandwich Bro did nothing wrong. 

2. do you know how shit your case needs to be for a prosecutor to fail to get a *grand jury indictment?*

   you know how the old saying goes that a prosecutor can get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich? well….apparently….pam bondi can’t 😂

3. No one wants to talk about how the hog went back and ate it

4. Lost his job and embarrassed himself. He should still be charged with something though.

5. “But your Honor, my client figured the officer might be hungry from all his hard work. He simply decided to share is meal with him.”

6. If this was a Subway sandwich, he should go to jail for crimes against humanity.

7. I mean this is the people’s country. Fascists haven’t begun to realize that you will be resented, distrusted, disliked for any unconstitutional actions for the rest of your life. Fascism isn’t democracy.

8. She was simply trying to throw away the sandwich and the agent got in the way.

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