“Look, my results speak for themselves; it was a rubbish rule anyways; and with a war going on this is hardly news, now is it? We should all just _move on!”_
He didn’t know they were drinks. He thought they were an excel spreadsheet.
Tuesdays big announcement – *Carrie is suffering from alcoholism. The pressure of being the PMs wife over the last two years has been so hard on her. The drinks in question weren’t a party, but just her daily fix. We should all feel terribly sympathetic for Bojo and Carrie as they’re just victims struggling with an awful disease.*
Oh can’t we all just move on
….. To his next fuck up.
Who’s leaking this stuff or have the papers got it all already and just dribbling it out?
He thought it was a team-building exercise where they were at a cocktail making course. Nothing more to see.
There will be more fines.
There will be photos of Mr & Mrs Johnson on the lash while the public were all on lockdown.
There will be the final Susan Grey report.
*The next dead cat Johnson will throw in the room will be bringing back the death penalty.*
Reminder to click the link as well – more views = it moves up the news agenda
I can’t wait for Johnson to finally get taken down….
Not that:
* This will cause it
* That it will happen soon
* I really want it to happen because he is a massive thundercunt.
No… I am so fucking curious to know what it will take and what the thing is that *will actually* bring him down… I mean… What will actually do it?
There was footage of his press secretary admitting it was a party and that they knew it was wrong ffs
I’d be worried about the Tory majority but if all you lads can and do go on about is a covid party it is pretty obvious you aren’t bringing much to the election.
This cunt could dance shitfaced on Prince Philips coffin and get away with it.
This is the only scandal that has cut through with tories I know and are angry
As much as I despise the guy, this is farcical. Since when does someone pouring drinks imply that they started a party? What even is the definition of a gathering versus a leaving party and how does somebody arriving fit into that definition???
Who’d have thought in 2022 with all the things going on we’d be debating such silly definitions
I’m all for holding Johnson to account over partygate but the opposition getting wrapped up in such semantics is farcical and tbh probably plays into the hands of tories
For the love of our country, don’t fucking vote Tory, cast aside your xenophobia and concentrate on the individuals who will benefit us. Literally anything but Tories.
“He can’t step down in the middle of a crisis”
You mean like Tony Blair, Theresa May and David Cameron did? Pretty sure Neville Chamberlain did too.
I’m too young to remember if there was any other PM the resigned in a crisis so if anyone could add to that. Please do.
PM: “To my knowledge, I have broken no rules. But, the Great British public want us to focus on more important matters. Like (scrambling though excuses… Used Ukraine, NHS has been used twice this week, The £200 loan hasn’t been received well.. Ummm. Aha!)…
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“Did you pour any drinks?”
“No”
“Here’s evidence you did.”
“Okay, I poured one.”
“Looks like you poured more than one.”
“Okay, I poured more than one.”
“Why didn’t you follow your own rules?”
“Look, my results speak for themselves; it was a rubbish rule anyways; and with a war going on this is hardly news, now is it? We should all just _move on!”_
He didn’t know they were drinks. He thought they were an excel spreadsheet.
Tuesdays big announcement – *Carrie is suffering from alcoholism. The pressure of being the PMs wife over the last two years has been so hard on her. The drinks in question weren’t a party, but just her daily fix. We should all feel terribly sympathetic for Bojo and Carrie as they’re just victims struggling with an awful disease.*
Oh can’t we all just move on
….. To his next fuck up.
Who’s leaking this stuff or have the papers got it all already and just dribbling it out?
He thought it was a team-building exercise where they were at a cocktail making course. Nothing more to see.
There will be more fines.
There will be photos of Mr & Mrs Johnson on the lash while the public were all on lockdown.
There will be the final Susan Grey report.
*The next dead cat Johnson will throw in the room will be bringing back the death penalty.*
[Meanwhile in the Downing Street cellar….](https://i.imgur.com/azlQU10.jpg)
Reminder to click the link as well – more views = it moves up the news agenda
I can’t wait for Johnson to finally get taken down….
Not that:
* This will cause it
* That it will happen soon
* I really want it to happen because he is a massive thundercunt.
No… I am so fucking curious to know what it will take and what the thing is that *will actually* bring him down… I mean… What will actually do it?
There was footage of his press secretary admitting it was a party and that they knew it was wrong ffs
I’d be worried about the Tory majority but if all you lads can and do go on about is a covid party it is pretty obvious you aren’t bringing much to the election.
This cunt could dance shitfaced on Prince Philips coffin and get away with it.
This is the only scandal that has cut through with tories I know and are angry
As much as I despise the guy, this is farcical. Since when does someone pouring drinks imply that they started a party? What even is the definition of a gathering versus a leaving party and how does somebody arriving fit into that definition???
Who’d have thought in 2022 with all the things going on we’d be debating such silly definitions
I’m all for holding Johnson to account over partygate but the opposition getting wrapped up in such semantics is farcical and tbh probably plays into the hands of tories
For the love of our country, don’t fucking vote Tory, cast aside your xenophobia and concentrate on the individuals who will benefit us. Literally anything but Tories.
“He can’t step down in the middle of a crisis”
You mean like Tony Blair, Theresa May and David Cameron did? Pretty sure Neville Chamberlain did too.
I’m too young to remember if there was any other PM the resigned in a crisis so if anyone could add to that. Please do.
PM: “To my knowledge, I have broken no rules. But, the Great British public want us to focus on more important matters. Like (scrambling though excuses… Used Ukraine, NHS has been used twice this week, The £200 loan hasn’t been received well.. Ummm. Aha!)…
Putting calories on food menus!”