We’ve discussed the teef and tan at length but have we put much chat into thon fivehead?
Ahh, the ole ‘influencer’ discount plug!
Has he forgotten to turn off the torch on his phone before putting it in his pocket? Looks like he has a light on.
Has to be the worst advertisement for a suit shop, him wearing a suit that doesnt fit!
Arms cut too skinny, and tight across the chest pulling on his shoulders, trousers that dont fit the waist so they are pulling so hard you can see the too of his fly!
And then those lapels, fuck me, any bigger and he could hang-glide out of his private jet and save himself the landing charges and taxes
He’s just been photo shopped into this? Looks weird. Also wouldn’t be surprised if he owns part of this, signature bespoke is a stupid name and has the same vibe as dream apartments
Look at the teeth lmao
One cuff out and one in?
Looks photoshopped to me.
Weird photo
Was it too hard to actually hold a couple of bags
Trousers don’t fit kid
The outline of his… seems squeamishly visible in those “fitted” trousers..
No judgement – some do prefer certain things being left to the imagination.
No one concerned that he’s listening to an instrumental rap song? I’m going to go listen to guns n roses, but the guitarless version.
Gets his clothes from the boys section
Dare him to sit down in that suit.
Nothing says bespoke like seeing all of the left cuff and none of the right.
How does he earn a living?
What a fucking waste of oxygen.
Suppose it’s a better look than walking backwards with a serious neck beard in your Nike tech fleece telling people you can make them a fortune. Oh and when it all goes to shit make a video out lining how you left your wife and new born child to swanny off to Thailand fight your demons and happen to record the whole thing
Winners shop in Lidl and browse the middle aisle.
Personification of a knobcheese
Dude you look like a chicken drumstick
Check out his photoshopped vanity plates on ‘his’ Lambourghini. Clown.
Is it just me or does this look like bad photo shop?
Why do we give him oxygen. Any publicity is good publicity and he’s just got a free post on Reddit.
Hadn’t seen this helmet for a while – it hadn’t been long enough
I guess he’s back selling ‘big ideas’ to airheads again the melt
“Be the best”
I really do wonder who he is comparing himself to? The best implies competition. Are there people out there who give a toss about his exploits?
Gawd this is a z version of American ai slop we are gonna be bombarded with until our retinas dry out
That suit is awful.
– the wrinkling around the arms, along with the sleeve bunching up to reveal almost the entirety of the shirt’s cuff, all suggests the armhole hasn’t been sized properly
– the lapels look like they’ve been ironed flat (a good suit’s lapels will have a natural curved roll)
– the first button is far too low, it should be positioned around the solar plexus rather than the belly button
– the rise on the trousers is too low, leading to the wrinkling effect around the fly
If this is genuinely a bespoke suit, the tailor deliberately tried to make him look like an idiot.
That fellas a gimp so he is
Look at the shape of him. Wearing a suit that’s too small and the trousers are wrinkled as fuck. He looks cheap and tacky
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“Tom’s Myth” Entrepreneur
Who is he?
We’ve discussed the teef and tan at length but have we put much chat into thon fivehead?
Ahh, the ole ‘influencer’ discount plug!
Has he forgotten to turn off the torch on his phone before putting it in his pocket? Looks like he has a light on.
Has to be the worst advertisement for a suit shop, him wearing a suit that doesnt fit!
Arms cut too skinny, and tight across the chest pulling on his shoulders, trousers that dont fit the waist so they are pulling so hard you can see the too of his fly!
And then those lapels, fuck me, any bigger and he could hang-glide out of his private jet and save himself the landing charges and taxes
He’s just been photo shopped into this? Looks weird. Also wouldn’t be surprised if he owns part of this, signature bespoke is a stupid name and has the same vibe as dream apartments
Look at the teeth lmao
One cuff out and one in?
Looks photoshopped to me.
Weird photo
Was it too hard to actually hold a couple of bags
Trousers don’t fit kid
The outline of his… seems squeamishly visible in those “fitted” trousers..
No judgement – some do prefer certain things being left to the imagination.
No one concerned that he’s listening to an instrumental rap song? I’m going to go listen to guns n roses, but the guitarless version.
Gets his clothes from the boys section
Dare him to sit down in that suit.
Nothing says bespoke like seeing all of the left cuff and none of the right.
How does he earn a living?
What a fucking waste of oxygen.
Suppose it’s a better look than walking backwards with a serious neck beard in your Nike tech fleece telling people you can make them a fortune. Oh and when it all goes to shit make a video out lining how you left your wife and new born child to swanny off to Thailand fight your demons and happen to record the whole thing
Winners shop in Lidl and browse the middle aisle.
Personification of a knobcheese
Dude you look like a chicken drumstick
Check out his photoshopped vanity plates on ‘his’ Lambourghini. Clown.
Is it just me or does this look like bad photo shop?
Why do we give him oxygen. Any publicity is good publicity and he’s just got a free post on Reddit.
Hadn’t seen this helmet for a while – it hadn’t been long enough
I guess he’s back selling ‘big ideas’ to airheads again the melt
“Be the best”
I really do wonder who he is comparing himself to? The best implies competition. Are there people out there who give a toss about his exploits?
Gawd this is a z version of American ai slop we are gonna be bombarded with until our retinas dry out
That suit is awful.
– the wrinkling around the arms, along with the sleeve bunching up to reveal almost the entirety of the shirt’s cuff, all suggests the armhole hasn’t been sized properly
– the lapels look like they’ve been ironed flat (a good suit’s lapels will have a natural curved roll)
– the first button is far too low, it should be positioned around the solar plexus rather than the belly button
– the rise on the trousers is too low, leading to the wrinkling effect around the fly
If this is genuinely a bespoke suit, the tailor deliberately tried to make him look like an idiot.
That fellas a gimp so he is
Look at the shape of him. Wearing a suit that’s too small and the trousers are wrinkled as fuck. He looks cheap and tacky
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