More horns in that neighborhood than in a chest of escargot.
This Story took a couple of weird turns.
I really wonder what those conversations were like.
> Hey darling, I’ll get paid 2500 bucks if I get our neighbours wife pregnant
> Oh so you’ll wank into a jar and that’s it? Nice
> Nah sorry honey I gotta bang her like at least 70 times
> Alright, fair enough
“I don’t like this any more than you”. Sure, buddy, sure.
Well, he gave his best effort!
I can give it a try next, no guarantees though since she doesn’t have proper facial hair I’m not even sure I can get going, I mean come on lady at least a grow a small one
If it’s indeed the woman in question, i’d fail too (and get a vasectomy)
with a name like that it’s stravos not liking women enough
This is a wonderful story from the first to the last paragraph
Idk if I can believe that this is a real story considering this Lady is supposedly called Traute and not 80.
Fake/Satire. Yawn.
Genesis 38:8-10 comes to mind.
> 8 Then Judah said to Onan, “Sleep with your brother’s wife and fulfill your duty to her as a brother-in-law to raise up offspring for your brother.” 9 But Onan knew that the child would not be his; so whenever he slept with his brother’s wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from providing offspring for his brother. 10 What he did was wicked in the Lord’s sight; so the Lord put him to death also.
> Maus tried desperately
Best bit of this piece of creative writing
What a great story, I hope this really happened and is not some made-up/ ai shit.
He was very efficient. Was able to knock his friends wife and getting paid to do so. And failed not once in 72 attempts to make sure this arrangement continues
35/fuck is crazy
Damn, that’s not even 35€ per fuck
Traute? Frank? Come on Susan, at least tell ChatGPT to pick names that fit the age group of your characters.
Maybe he tried the very rare anal baby.
I know I would, but at 35 per shag I’d give her 35 seconds per session, which is already twice my personal best.
Demetrius Soupolos and his wife “Traute” – my bullshit detector rings like crazy.
*”Honest effort”*
A cheap solution would be to pay somebody to fuck the husband too. But sure, let’s hire a lawyer instead
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I’ll do it, payment not needed
More horns in that neighborhood than in a chest of escargot.
This Story took a couple of weird turns.
I really wonder what those conversations were like.
> Hey darling, I’ll get paid 2500 bucks if I get our neighbours wife pregnant
> Oh so you’ll wank into a jar and that’s it? Nice
> Nah sorry honey I gotta bang her like at least 70 times
> Alright, fair enough
“I don’t like this any more than you”. Sure, buddy, sure.
Well, he gave his best effort!
I can give it a try next, no guarantees though since she doesn’t have proper facial hair I’m not even sure I can get going, I mean come on lady at least a grow a small one
If it’s indeed the woman in question, i’d fail too (and get a vasectomy)
with a name like that it’s stravos not liking women enough
This is a wonderful story from the first to the last paragraph
Idk if I can believe that this is a real story considering this Lady is supposedly called Traute and not 80.
Fake/Satire. Yawn.
Genesis 38:8-10 comes to mind.
> 8 Then Judah said to Onan, “Sleep with your brother’s wife and fulfill your duty to her as a brother-in-law to raise up offspring for your brother.” 9 But Onan knew that the child would not be his; so whenever he slept with his brother’s wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from providing offspring for his brother. 10 What he did was wicked in the Lord’s sight; so the Lord put him to death also.
> Maus tried desperately
Best bit of this piece of creative writing
What a great story, I hope this really happened and is not some made-up/ ai shit.
He was very efficient. Was able to knock his friends wife and getting paid to do so. And failed not once in 72 attempts to make sure this arrangement continues
35/fuck is crazy
Damn, that’s not even 35€ per fuck
Traute? Frank? Come on Susan, at least tell ChatGPT to pick names that fit the age group of your characters.
Maybe he tried the very rare anal baby.
I know I would, but at 35 per shag I’d give her 35 seconds per session, which is already twice my personal best.
Demetrius Soupolos and his wife “Traute” – my bullshit detector rings like crazy.
*”Honest effort”*
A cheap solution would be to pay somebody to fuck the husband too. But sure, let’s hire a lawyer instead
Maus 😨?
https://preview.redd.it/ls1zbbnxh0mf1.jpeg?width=1282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82f0d205b7c0e1a133152d8e06f2e7033172053b
Bold of you to assume his goal was to get her pregnant.
after I dunno 10-20 times of banging, maybe try a sperm bank?
Germans are next level cucks, I should move to Germany.
German technology
Joking aside, they had a contract and he failed to fulfill, that’s reasonable to expect a reimbursement.
But oral contracts are hard to prove as usual (use this sentence to make whatever naughty puns you want)
>for three evenings a week for the next six months, Maus tried desperately
LOL
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