First time in Bristol?



by the_real_herman_cain

47 comments
  1. They watched this before uploading, yeah? This wasn’t a dare or something?

  2. Please someone give these poor souls sunglasses so they can open their eyes while being outside

  3. Don’t pretend you didn’t see this shit on the way in to Bristol via the canal. There’s enough to inform you of what lies ahead!

  4. I was having a decent day You’ve now ruined it for me !!

  5. These are the kinds of people who are pansexual but say ‘we don’t label ourselves’. Pretentious twats.

  6. Slam poetry!

    Yelling! Angry!

    Waving my hands a lot. Specific point of view on things.

    Cynthia. Cyn-thi-a. Jesus died for our Cynthia’s. Jesus cried. Runaway bride.

    Julia Roberts. Julia rob-hurts. Cynthia. Mmmmm Cynthia, you’re dead. You are dead. Be boop beep you’re dead.

  7. Lowkey the backing sounds like the music in Minecraft.

    Maybe because that’s how much of a simulation this needs to be for me to have any hope in humanity

  8. They strike me as people who have been huffing their own farts for far too long.

  9. These people talk about being vessels of divine creativity but aren’t engineers or risking their existence in any cause

  10. This is the best comment section I seen on here for a hot minute.

    Everyone seems to be on the same wavelength.

    Vibes.

  11. Them faces say the mushrooms are good round this neck of the woods.

  12. Looks like about to have a bad case of the runs :/

  13. I bet daddy was shocked at the nose ring! I expect he got the maid to take away her favourite pony as punishment!

  14. It reminds me when I went up Glastonbury Tor and there were similar specimens singing with maracas while I just wanted to see the sunset on the hill. All the other typical brits just tutted to each other.

  15. The problem with these trustafarian kids is that they all desperately want to think that they have some talent, that they’re artistic in some way, because they think it makes them more interesting. They don’t really have anyone around them to tell them the truth about themselves because all their friends are as boring and pretentious as they are.

    Bristol is an extension of this. They have it in their heads that it’s where “artistic” people go, so they go there because they think they are artistic and then they can say that they are artistic because they are in Bristol. When, really, it’s just full of wankers like them and the closest they’ll get to the world of the arts is getting fingered by a drum and bass DJ named Julian at a squat party.

  16. I saw this posted in another sub and people called them “Trustafarians”, it made me chuckle

  17. Type to visit somewhere for a week and upon return act like they just can’t shake that places’ culture…”oh my gosh! I didn’t even notice I’d speaking w a faux Spanish inflection since I got back! I’m so quirky!”

  18. These are yanks, didn’t say gert lush or my lover even once. OP hasn’t ever been to the west country

  19. Without the video I could tell from what she was saying that she would have a ring through her nose. Just another stereotype being stereotypical.

  20. The music would be fairly inoffensive if it wasn’t for her awful “rap-poetry”

    They look like they’re having fun though

    So that’s nice

  21. As a Bristolian, I can confirm we do this every morning

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