Lefties Losing It: Liars, losers and lowlives

Lefties Losing It: Liars, losers and lowlives

[Music] Good evening and welcome to a program devoted entirely to lefties losing it. Let’s start the program by hearing from a tolerant, loving, and inclusive lefty who is calling on her fellow lefties to what? Shoot their political opponents. No, really, that’s what she’s saying. And yes, she’s got those crazy eyes. Okay guys, so I would like to start a new movement called C MAGA MAGA because people like that respond to fear and terror and aggression, not logic and empathy and I don’t know, intelligence. It doesn’t work for them. So fear works. So if we all get our guns and use our second amendment right and our common sense at this point, this administration is begging us to rise up and revolt. And you see somebody with a MAGA hatw. That’s what we do. Just imagine the echo chamber this lunatic exist in that she thought it was a good idea to say this, to tape this, and then put it on the internet. It’s the only way. Put them back in their basement, make them scared again, to be racist, homophobic, terrible, just awful pieces of because I would way rather live next to immigrants than mega people. Maga people deserve to be terrified and scared to walk in the streets because they should know that real Americans are going to kill them. And if you thought that was bad, she’s now doubled down and is singing her death threats. I really think it’s time to reopen the asylums. All of them. Cga [Music] here to play. You can’t run around and with our neighbors. You can’t be a homophobic piece of You can’t just be generally. I wonder if the authorities have caught up with her yet. Now, I think we need to hear from the opposite of whatever that was. Here is my gal Sarah Gonzalez. and she had me worried here for just a second. Oh my god, I am literally shaking right now. I just read the news that John Bolton’s home was just raided by the FBI. We knew this was going to happen at the exact same time it was being raided. Cash Patel posted on X, no one is above the law. And I just want to make one thing really clear. I voted for this. Isn’t she fabulous? I love her. Now, one of the best ways to handle lefties is to lampoon them. Mock them till they cry and then mock them for crying. We love works of satire like this. We’re gender fluid. You can only be allowed in our LGBTQ WSTY Z community. If you have pink, green, or blue hair. Stand up for our rights. We’re gender fluid. When you join our community, you get a free Septim piercing. Stand up for your rights. Everyone, stand up. We’re gender fluid. This tree misgendered me. It’s literally genocide. We’re gender fluid. We shout at people that misgender us even though we don’t know our gender half the time. Stand up your rights now, LGBT. Now, the era of the unfunny comic is almost over. You know who I mean. The Hannah Gadsby types who inflict leftist lectures on their audiences rather than any laughs. That era is almost over, but not quite. Cuz look at who’s being celebrated in Edinburgh. Yes, it’s a British comedian you’ve never heard of. Trans comic Sam Necresty. If only he was funny. They really think they’ve got us nailed on sports. Look at these trans women. They’re so good at throwing. They’ve got an unfair physical advantage. I thought the whole point of sports was someone has an unfair physical advantage. It’s not my scene. But is it someone’s born with good knees and then they win? Right. If I’m in a race with Usain Bolt, I’m not standing there like, “Well, this isn’t fair. You can run faster than me.” That’s sports. One person wins. 99% of professional sports players are losers for a living. And I don’t care who hears me say it. Yeah, that’s as good as it got. And that act, that deeply unfunny therapy session won the best comedy show at this year’s Edinburgh Fridge. It’s not just a gendered thing because believe me, if I started playing women’s rugby, those women would snap my spine. The subtext of these arguments when it comes to trans women is always the same. Men are pretending to be women in order to invade female only spaces, sports, prisons, toilets, lush, always the same. I don’t get why like hack comedians hate them so much. taken to the airwaves to express their appropri toilet brigade. I thought hack comedians would love genderneutral toilets. About as funny as an ingrown toenail. Now, let’s check in on the Democrats in the great state of Florida. This next rep is having a little meltdown cuz Governor Ronda Santz painted over a rainbow crossing and made it look like an actual crossing. Hey everyone, it’s Representative Anavamani and I’m here right now at the Pulse Rainbow Crosswalk that FDA thought was appropriate to sneak into our community in the middle of the night and to totally erase who decided it was appropriate to erase an entire community here in Orlando. We’re not going to let it stand. We’re going to do everything we can to restore this crosswalk, but to also fight back against the extremism coming out of both state of Florida and the White House. Now, there is a divide in America. It’s a divide between the cities and smaller towns. There’s a divide between blue and red states and cities. If you want to see real America, then forget about LA and San Francisco or New York. Head south for a road trip through places like Texas, Tennessee, and Florida. It’s a different country. It’s practically a different world, a better one. And that’s why so many New Yorkers and Californians and other blue state dwellers are fleeing to the red states. And here, Florida Governor Ronda Santis explains his foolproof political strategy. I actually do have a cheat code to be governor of Florida. I just look at what California and Illinois and New York, but particularly California. I look what they’re doing and I just do the opposite. And that works out very well. They allow homeless to take over major cities. We don’t do that in Florida. Uh they are a sanctuary state. They give illegal aliens benefits and invite them in. We do the opposite. But as Rhonda Santis explains, the lunacy and reckless leftist policies of blue states still impact the whole country. They issued a commercial driver’s license to an illegal alien uh who didn’t speak English, uh worked for a California company, and he ended up killing three people in Florida recently. and we’re now holding him accountable. But their policies are not only been bad for California, they are spilling over into other states and has been very very destructive. Get ready to lose some functioning brain cells cuz we’re going to bring you some diabolically dumb takes from the dimwitted left. Starting with Don Lemon. You remember him? He was sacked by CNN after 17 years of the network that followed accusations of misogyny and uh misbehavior. And then there were his terrible ratings. Then he was sacked by Elon Musk after a disastrous interview, but he’s still out there spewing his terrible takes, often race-based takes. Here he claims you cannot be black and be MAGA. Just listen to this and marvel at how a man this divorced from reality was able to be a network anchor for so long. It’s the same thing that I when I see not all black Republicans, but when I see a black MAGA person who is carrying Donald Trump’s water and they know that he’s lying. It is the shortest line to the front because if you’re black and you’re whatever any you’re just in line with a bunch of other Democrats that are doing the same thing that that you’re doing, but if you become a black MAGA person, it’s like, whoa, let’s book this person. Let’s put them on television. So, you don’t think you can be a sincere black MAGA person? Uh, no. I No. I I just said I I don’t think that I just said I think there can be sincere Republicans, but you can’t be a sincere black Republican. I don’t think that you can I don’t think that you can be a rational MAGA be black and be a rational MAGA person. I think you can be black and be a Republican. I think they would find that very insulting. Well, I mean, the truth is often insulting. The truth is often insulting. And the truth is Don Lemon is a race baiting simpleton who managed to fail his way up at CNN until even they had enough of his nonsense. As well as being a certifiable clown, he’s also hugely ineffective. Here he is on CNN explaining how he campaigned for Camala Harris by going around telling black men in battleground states that they were essentially dumb if they supported Trump. I went to from battleground state to battleground state. When they invited me to the convention, I didn’t just want to fly there. I said, I’m going to I’m going to go and talk to voters in battleground states. And I did. It was not curated. I went up to people just doing man on the street and said, “Who you going to vote for?” Black men. And time after time after time they said I’m voting for Donald Trump. Why? Now their reasons why they said because most of the time they said well you know for economic reasons right or because he gave me a stimulus check and I had to correct them over and over. Can’t believe that didn’t work out. But old mate Don is not alone in being hopelessly out of touch, hopelessly clueless about real people and what motivates them. Let’s hear now from two awful affluent white female lefties. former NBC and CBS host Katie Carrick and an alleged historian, Heather Cox Richardson. Here she claims that Donald Trump is suffering cognitive decline. Not Joe Biden, but Donald Trump. Katie, the man is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. He really is. And and you know that’s that to me is um I mean everybody’s like the ego knows no bounds. No, the ego has never known any bounds. But the ego used to be anchored at least in a brain that could finish a sentence. And it’s not there anymore. I promise you. I watch this man a lot. And I’m not a doctor. I’m telling you, if he were in my family, um, we would be looking at care. Remember when uh Katie Carrick had some credibility? Me neither. The way these people lie is just shameless. Gross. Let’s check in on how President Trump is doing. One thing is for sure, he is the funniest president we’ve ever had. He didn’t get an Emmy for his TV program three years in a row and he started tweeting that the Emmys were rigged against. Should have gotten it. This Vice President Biden, you are holding much smaller uh events with nobody will show up. people with it’s true. Nobody shows up to his right. He said back in 2006, “Gee, I I hope it does collapse because then I can go in and buy some and make some money.” Well, it did collapse. That’s called business, by the way. It’s just awfully good that someone with the temperament of Donald Trump is not in charge of the law in our country. Yeah, because you’d be in jail. It’s amazing. I mentioned food stamps and that guy who’s seriously overweight went crazy. By the way, I don’t like this mic. Whoever the hell bought this mic system, don’t the son of a put it in. I’ll tell you. No, this mic is terrible. Stupid mic keeps popping. Do you hear that, George? Don’t pay him. Don’t pay him. You know, I believe in paying, but when somebody does a bad job like this stupid mic, you shouldn’t pay the best. terrible. As I said, he’s the funniest president we’ll ever have. Now, we love nothing more than mocking the dangerously delusional left. And it doesn’t get much more delusional and dim-witted than a member of the LGBTQIA++ community cheering for Palestine. They’ve been doing it for years now, and the levels of idiocy are only increasing. Listen to this clown giving a shout out to what he calls trans Palestinians. I want to give a special shout out to all the clear and trans Pal Palestinians. Not only are we honored to have you as part of our community, um, but Palestine is the moral compass of the world. Palestine is the moral compass of the world. So, the moral compass of the world is virulently anti-gay, anti-trans, anti- everything LGBTQIA. You don’t have to worry about pronouns in Gaza or the West Bank. You have to worry about staying alive. No rooftop parties, but the turkeys in the west keep cheering for Christmas. [Applause] [Music] That was the UK Manchester. And here is another Turkey cheering for Christmas in song. [Music] We are laid in the rubber. [Music] That is enough of that. Thank you. I told you 5 seconds only. The producers have gone rogue. Let’s hear from this young lass who thinks Trump and RFK want to put her in a concentration camp. Try to follow this logic if you can. Well, I’m autistic and bisexual and I’m I like I don’t want to be put on a registry and I don’t want my data to be used illegally by RFK and I don’t want to be shipped off to a health farm by RFK that he’s going to like he plans to put us all on similar to like the I shouldn’t say similar like it’s a health farm version of the concentration camps in alligator Alcatraz and nobody deserves to be in concentration camps. That’s Nazi. Now, let’s see how the media covered the raid on wararmonger and serial leaker John Bolton’s house and how they covered the raid on Mara Lago. Here is the ABC’s John Cal. See if you can uh detect the subtle difference. So, we sees this as an opportunity to again portray himself as the victim. This is classic Donald Trump. Uh, you know, he spent most of his presidency portraying himself as a victim of the Russia investigation, uh, certainly his impeachments, uh, and now he’s portraying himself as a victim of of a runaway and politicized, uh, Department of Justice. A moment, we’ll get to the stunning developments coming into the weekend with FBI agents swarming around the home and office of former Trump National Security Adviser John Bolton. But first, the context. This didn’t happen in a vacuum. John Bolton is on a long list of Trump critics who are now facing the wrath of President Trump and his justice department. Just shameless stuff from a shameless charlatan who has pushed every hoax from Russian collusion to the fine people lies in recent years. And thanks to May’s Moore for putting that content together. Let’s look at CNN’s treatment of the same news. Here is the thoroughly discredited Andrew McCabe before and after. Let’s remember that to get a search warrant in any case, whether it’s you or I or the former president, you have to go before a federal judge and convince that judge that there is probable cause to believe both that a federal crime has been committed and that evidence of that crime is is contained within the space you have described in your warrant request. So we have in this situation a federal judge who made that determination. Now that was the before. That was when Trump’s property was raided. All very proper. But when Bolton was raided, well, this is clearly a case of political persecution. He was raided because he criticized the president CNN claims. We know that uh Mr. Bolton has said critical things about the president. That’s not illegal. That’s not a crime. That’s pretty pretty squarely within your First Amendment right in this country. And in fact, you shouldn’t be. You’re not supposed to be. The the Department of Justice and the FBI have all kinds of policies absolutely prohibiting investigating people for the exercise of their First Amendment rights. And so, if that’s what’s going on here, and there’s all kinds of reasons to believe that that might be the true motivation. Let’s begin with an important message from this young woman who probably doesn’t identify as one. Hey, I’m here and I’m gender queer and we all need to remember that free Gaza, trans rights are human rights. God, I hope that’s parody. Now to the Democrats love of criminals. Gang bangers in the country illegally. They’re now singing songs about this bizarro infatuation. is our neighbor. No, it’s quite catchy, isn’t it? Uh, let’s check in on actor Alec Baldwin. He is taking a break from making humiliating videos with his weirdo wife to opine about Donald Trump tackling crime in DC. Apparently taking on rampant crime is crazy. What’s going to happen next? Is Trump going to federalize the New York City Police Department? What’s after that? Chicago, LA, Miami, Boston, and on and on. What’s after that? The NFL, the NBA. You’re going to federalize them and take them over? All he wants to do is deflect from his inadequacy by these bold insane moves. Take over DC police. It’s not what I need. I don’t need this DC police to be taken over. I need to get the tariffs over with. I need to get the war over with. I need to get the Gaza thing over with. And after that, we have something else. He looks more hobo than Hollywood these days. That is a deeply unhappy man. Now to CNN where Tiffany Cross casually calls White House Deputy Chief of Staff Steven Miller a white supremacist. And shame on host Abby Phillips for not jumping in when this ugly defamatory smear was used. Really quickly, Abby, because anytime that we play something from Steven Miller, it would be journalistic integrity to point out that he is a white supremacist and he is the brainchild behind this policy. That’s not my opinion. That’s actual facts. And for him to purport lies from the Oval Office as a white supremacist, so it should be pointed out. Disgusting antics there from CNN. Hope he doesn’t sue you, love, cuz you don’t have a leg to stand on. And what weird behavior for a white supremacist to be saving the lives of black folk in DC, because they are the biggest beneficiaries of the law and order crackdown. A point that this next gentleman makes. How come in the past 11 days since President Trump has federalized the DC Metro Police, no black individual has been unal alive. There’s a stat that says in the past seven years in DC that uh black people are 112 times more likely to be unal alived than white people. So if black lives matter, the left, Democrats, progressives, how come you all are not celebrating that no black person has been unal alived in the past 11 days in DC since Trump took over. Yep. The biggest beneficiary of Trump cleaning up DC are the locals. Even though more than 90% of them are Democrats, they are beginning to understand what a massive achievement it has been to tackle this problem head on. People don’t understand how big of a deal this is because um the capital is right there within like a six or seven minute walk. And then also local residents, they did not like walking there whether in the daytime or the evening. Some people would take taxis just to avoid any type of encounters. And people have been talking about cleaning this up for a decade. And you mean to tell me President Trump hasn’t even had control for 30 days and he cleaned it all up? Yep. They’ve been talking about it for decades, but it took Trump to actually do it. Now, a little factchecking. Let’s go to the mental health facility masquerading as a news organization known as MSNBC. And inmate anchor Joe Scarra thought he had a real gotcha here. When discussing violent crime in the US, he thought he could confuse his already dim-witted audience with some stats about Republican cities being more dangerous than Democrat strongholds. It’s of course a massive lie, but when has that ever stopped MSNBC? seven, eight of the top 10 deadliest cities in America. Uh big cities are are usually in red states. If you look at u you know Gavin Newsome and the speaker sort of had a back and forth this weekend, uh Speaker Johnson’s home state of Louisiana, 400 times more likely, you’re 100 times more likely to be killed in Louisiana than you were in California. Certainly nothing you ever hear in the right-wing sort of blogosphere. Yeah, you may not hear that among the right-wing joke cuz it’s a pack of verifiable lies. Louisiana having a murder rate 400 times higher than California. Just a flatout lie. You’re either really, really bad at maths or you’re lying. Take your pick. Now, if you want to know why Louisiana has a high crime rate, then you only need to look at the cities where the crime is happening. Are they Republican strongholds? Well, of course they’re not. Surely Joe or Mika would mention that important fact to their dwindling audience. He’s about to get specific here. Specifically, the chances of being killed or of having violent crime uh done to you or your family member is so much higher. The percentages in Monroe, Louisiana, which is right by the speaker’s district. Shriveport, Louisiana, which is in the speaker’s district. New Orleans, Louisiana, which is in the speaker’s home state. Okay, let’s do a little factchecking. So, you mentioned three cities in Louisiana having terrible crime rates, terrible rates of violence. True, but are they Republican strongholds or Democrat cities? Just because the state is Republican doesn’t mean the big cities are. Indeed, America’s biggest cities have become dominated by the Democrats, and it shows. He mentioned New Orleans. Well, terrible crime rate and terribly run by Democrats, not Republicans. Joe, less than 35% of New Orleans voted for Trump last year. And New Orleans has been Democratun for more than 100 years. How you blaming Republicans for that? Indeed, the last Republican mayor was elected in 1870. As for the other two cities he named there, well, they too have suffered from Democrat rule. Monroe is over 60% black and only last year they elected an independent mayor after decades of Democrat rule. The only Republican le city named there by Joe is Shriefport. But that mayor was only elected in 2022 after decades of continuous Democrat rule. But the MSNBC misinformation didn’t end there. Listen to Joe name more Democrat-run cities that he says are proof that Republicans are bad at law and order. Little Rock, Arkansas, home of of course Tom Cotton and some very a very conservative governor. Bessemer, Alabama, right there in in in Birmingham. Again, you know where what’s Tommy Tubberville doing? Why why is crime so bad? Little Rock, Arkansas and Bessma, Alabama. They’re his two trump cards. A little problem there, Joe. Arkansas, my home state, maybe Republican, but Little Rock is very much Democrat. Yep. See how red and beautiful Arkansas is. But then you have those two blue Democrat strongholds next to each other. Little Rock and Pine Bluff where all the crime happens. Joe Scarra seriously mentioned Little Rock as an example of a Republican run town, a town which is hasn’t had a Republican mayor since the 1950s. That just leaves Bessemer, Alabama. And guess what? It’s another Democrat-led city. The current mayor serving a fourth term. So we give Joe Scarra and MSNBC five Pinocchios

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