Poor guy!

Posted by BeefsteakChuckies

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  2. A fate worse than death.

    Also who keeps voting for him?? I’ve never heard anyone even on the right say a good thing about him!

  3. Do you suffer from debilitating vaginal dryness?

    Now you do

  6. That’s the face I’d make too if I found out I was Ted Cruz.

  7. Pretty sure this is just because he made eye contact with his ugly fucking wife.

  8. I asked AI who would be a potential replacement for mega’s head after Trump is gone and it said Ted Cruz I can only f****** laugh at it

  9. He looks like Robin Williams right now, Robin Williams if he was buried as bicentennial man.

  11. He has that face that babies make right in the middle of make a poo-poo in their diaper.

  12. I love the fact that he flat out caved to people calling him the zodiac killer.

  13. “Who is that ugly person lo.. oh, I’m in front of a mirror again.”

  14. He always looks like he let loose a wet fart and is trying to stall for time.

  15. I’d like to imagine that’s the look when he finds out that hell is a real place

  16. I think it was Jon Stewart who once said that Ted Cruz looks like he just shit his pants and is proud of it.

  20. He looks like a young Uncle Fester from the original Addams Family TV show

  23. He looks like Scott Bakula just looked in a mirror and saw Ted Cruz staring back at him.

  30. Plot twist: our entire reality exists as a form of hell for ted cruz. He was some asshole in his last life, so now he has to serve a sentence as ted cruz in this particular world as punishment.

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