I think in the porn film, the director does plan on filling a hole anyway.
So the goddamn lemon stealing whores thing was a real problem?
Yes if it a Conservative MP or Lord
Had my first guffaw of the day reading this.
“I’m gunna fuck you harder then the pot holes fucked my suspension”
When The Torygraph is mocking you, you know you have problems.
I suppose you could sneak something in like “my husband won’t be home for a while… those damn potholes totalled his car…”
Paint a cock on em
Matt actually did a funny?
Ha ha. This is just like the way holders of a certain stock like to leave comments on Pornhub videos following the revelation that many members (and I mean MANY) of the US Securities and Exchange Commission – the body tasked with keeping the US stock markets fair – were caught spending large amounts of work time watching porn on there.
Sad time to be living in Devon
Politics with a happy ending.
I just watched The Nice Guys, too.
Politics?! 🙄
Title: Look at our holes
mines to spit on his doorstep. tory prick.
That’s one of the more complex Matt drawings I’ve seen – very good
Scene 1: Pizza delivery boy arrives. The door is answered by a half dressed woman. “Can I pay you some other way. I can’t afford to give you the cash because there’s a cost of living crisis and wages haven’t kept up with inflation”
Scene 2: Oil stained engineer knocks at the door. “Come in”. “Oh I’m sorry love, put you knickers back on, it’s too expensive to use the central heating. Also have you thought about signing the petition to give home owners grants for better insulation”
The thing that amuses me most here is that potholes would be a council thing to deal with….while the council election campaign paperwork is talking about drug law which is an MP thing…
The thing that’d I’d missed in all this was that it was in the commons chambers. Everyone else is debating and saying hear hear and whatever, and this guy was just rubbing one out.
The mind boggles.
What I also don’t get is, in his resignation, he talked about the first time being an accident and that he’d been trying to look at a website for tractors, but that the second time was deliberate. Is he low key trying to tell everyone how he found out he has a tractor fetish?
Posting comments on xvideo is the best way to contact the SEC, I’m not surprised it works in other countries.
Potholes…matt…. West Suffolk?
“Fill my potholes you dirty bastard!”
*Ahhhhh*
matt is the worst tory apologist of them all.
Isn’t that a council issue, though?
Fucking brilliant
Jacob Rees Mogg is my local MP, sadly. He, or his office, hasn’t responded or acknowledged any of the 17 emails/ letters I sent in the last 12 months
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I think in the porn film, the director does plan on filling a hole anyway.
So the goddamn lemon stealing whores thing was a real problem?
Yes if it a Conservative MP or Lord
Had my first guffaw of the day reading this.
“I’m gunna fuck you harder then the pot holes fucked my suspension”
When The Torygraph is mocking you, you know you have problems.
I suppose you could sneak something in like “my husband won’t be home for a while… those damn potholes totalled his car…”
Paint a cock on em
Matt actually did a funny?
Ha ha. This is just like the way holders of a certain stock like to leave comments on Pornhub videos following the revelation that many members (and I mean MANY) of the US Securities and Exchange Commission – the body tasked with keeping the US stock markets fair – were caught spending large amounts of work time watching porn on there.
Sad time to be living in Devon
Politics with a happy ending.
I just watched The Nice Guys, too.
Politics?! 🙄
Title: Look at our holes
mines to spit on his doorstep. tory prick.
That’s one of the more complex Matt drawings I’ve seen – very good
Scene 1: Pizza delivery boy arrives. The door is answered by a half dressed woman. “Can I pay you some other way. I can’t afford to give you the cash because there’s a cost of living crisis and wages haven’t kept up with inflation”
Scene 2: Oil stained engineer knocks at the door. “Come in”. “Oh I’m sorry love, put you knickers back on, it’s too expensive to use the central heating. Also have you thought about signing the petition to give home owners grants for better insulation”
Could work i suppose.
Lol at thinking the set of pornos look like this
[Popbitch’s Commons As Muck article](http://popbitch.com/commons-as-muck/) goes into some depth on just how much porn is viewed in Parliament.
The thing that amuses me most here is that potholes would be a council thing to deal with….while the council election campaign paperwork is talking about drug law which is an MP thing…
The thing that’d I’d missed in all this was that it was in the commons chambers. Everyone else is debating and saying hear hear and whatever, and this guy was just rubbing one out.
The mind boggles.
What I also don’t get is, in his resignation, he talked about the first time being an accident and that he’d been trying to look at a website for tractors, but that the second time was deliberate. Is he low key trying to tell everyone how he found out he has a tractor fetish?
Posting comments on xvideo is the best way to contact the SEC, I’m not surprised it works in other countries.
Potholes…matt…. West Suffolk?
“Fill my potholes you dirty bastard!”
*Ahhhhh*
matt is the worst tory apologist of them all.
Isn’t that a council issue, though?
Fucking brilliant
Jacob Rees Mogg is my local MP, sadly. He, or his office, hasn’t responded or acknowledged any of the 17 emails/ letters I sent in the last 12 months
Works for the SEC as well.
That way it’s addressed in the commons
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