>Mr Parish – the MP for Tiverton and Honiton in east Devon – admitted that he had looked at adult material twice, and that the second occasion was deliberate.
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>Speaking to the BBC, he said: “I was not proud of what I was doing.”
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>”The situation was that, funnily enough, it was tractors I was looking at and I did get into another website that had a sort of very similar name.
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>“And I watched it for a bit, which I shouldn’t have done.”
Did he misstype *Man Ploughs Bush* instead of *Man Ploughs Field*?🤔
He’s in a Tory safe seat that’s always voted tory ever since it was created. Even if Labour don’t win here, it will be interesting to see how much of a swing towards them there is. It could also be a Lib Dem gain because they sometimes do well in by elections.
Given the political history of the phrase “moment of madness”, it seems a semi appropriate choice of words, I suppose.
Trackwhores.com – for those with an equal love of motorbikes and loose women.
> Today, he decided he could no longer remain in post, saying that the row over his position was harming his family and Conservatives in his constituency.
Oh right. So he’s concerned about conservatives in his constituency, but people who didn’t vote for him can go fuck themselves*?
*but only if he can watch.
He went to onlyfarms and ended up on onlyfans. Happens to the best of us
At least he has been honest, admitted his mistake and resigned
I can think of a fair amount of MPs that would fight this until it reached court.
He’s made two terrible decisions, but amazingly I think higher of him than the other corrupt lot that weasel their way out of punishment
“In my defense, I’d just smashed in a massive line of coke and it made me horny”.
Tractors?
Tories man…at least they used to just hang emselves in cupboads in stockings with an orange in their mouth.
Now they’re into tractor porn!
I just watched his interview.
It’s quite refreshing to see a now former MP humbling himself, talking openly about what he’s done wrong, without a prepared statement. He’s literally sat there answering questions. Says the first time was a mistake, the second time he intentionally visited the website and viewed it. Said his intention was never for anyone to see him viewing it, his intention was the opposite.
There is an irony here, he has done the right thing – He’s quit. There are plenty more politicians who do something wrong, lie about it, ignore it, and get to keep their job.
I’m sorry I must be dreaming, is this a Tory owning up to their behaviour and acting responsibly by stepping down?
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The explanation is even worse.
Just say you got bored and decided to watch some porn. Say you don’t give a shit about the sanctity of the House and no harm was done.
Why are these people so fucking weird?
But there are so many tractor websites which one were you looking at
How did all this get out? I don’t understand how unless he was caught red handed how this ever saw the light of day? Honest questions
Only watched porn twice? Now that’s a barefaced lie
Neil parish has a party in his pants and quits boris has a party in number 10 and just snortles?more respect for the fapmeister tbf
Moment of madness LOL.
Just admit you are a horny fucker.
Labours attack line now should be “if the man who is disgusting enough to watch porn in the House of Commons is decent enough to quit, why is the man who broke his own Covid laws not decent enough to resign”
Also why was he even allowed to resign? He should have been sacked.
I know these twats like watching people get screwed but this is just taking the piss.
Yesterday he was on camera saying “I have have accidentally opened a porn site and if I am found guilty I will resign” then changes his story 24 hours on. Something tells me he jumped as something else is coming out.
But his story about mixing up a site about tractors and a porn site initially then going directly to porn later…just how?
The whole of the Conservative party seems to be having moments of madness, lying
,cheating, and generally being fucking shits but STILL the cunts are in power with the Press fully behind them.
Perhaps he thought he was at a party, not a work thing.
Yeah, watching porn at work is in bad taste but screwing the country over is worse. The fact that he’s gone and Boris is still PM is bullshit.
WHAT TYPE OF PORN!
I think it’s very important we know. Just in case the police need to follow up….
I thought it was accidental?
>Former farmer says he was looking at tractors online when he stumbled on an adult site – but later went back for more
Was it an…adult tractor site? I’ve seen some…things…it’s weird out there
Why do I get the impression this nonsense is just to dilute the deluge of more serious Tory scandals recently?
I mean it’s an easy mistake to make. I imagine he was looking for information on the Tory cabinet by searching “massive cocks fucking people over”. Fair is fair.
Moment of madness, lucky he got caught before he started having a mass debate.
Just defend yourself in the hope the forgiveness cascade comes in and you don’t need to, but it didn’t?
All Neil Parish had to say was:
*Clicked on a link in the “lads” whatsapp group. Got fucking done by Big dave.”*
Would have got away with it.
I’m astonished one of them has finally been held accountable for something, fully expected him to just say he opened it by accident and get away with it
I’ve heard of post-nut clarity but christ alive what made him think of doing this in the first place
a moment that would’ve lasted a whole 3 minutes as long as he forwarded it to the good bits
There isn’t a fucking Tory under the sun with a sound mind
Maybe this why they’re so hard for the porn-block legislation, otherwise how can they do their jobs? I mean that does leave the odd bare leg, so maybe some legislation needs putting forward for that too
Never thought I’d be applauding the public porn watcher for doing the honourable thing and setting an example to the Cunt-in-Chief
The cynic in me says he’s been told to resign so his face is not all over the papers next week during the local elections
guys i need some advice.
my kid has some farming homework and i’m afraid if i have to google tractors what i’ll see.
what can i do?
Ooooh THAT porn (I watched on my phone twice).
Silly me. I thought you meant a completely different porn (which is why I denied it originally).
Anyone heard of Neil before this?
Sacrificial lambkins…
I do not understand. My moments of madness involve chucking hot water in the bin and leaving my teabag in the cup……. watching porn is deliberate
Reminds me of a HK politician watching porn on his phone at work too. I don’t think he resigned though.
If I did this in a private company I’d be fired with no renumeration package, and also face possible legal action. Classic parliament.
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>Mr Parish – the MP for Tiverton and Honiton in east Devon – admitted that he had looked at adult material twice, and that the second occasion was deliberate.
>
>Speaking to the BBC, he said: “I was not proud of what I was doing.”
>
>”The situation was that, funnily enough, it was tractors I was looking at and I did get into another website that had a sort of very similar name.
>
>“And I watched it for a bit, which I shouldn’t have done.”
Also just in:
[BREAKING: Many more MPs are now alleged also to have been watching porn while at work in the HoC](https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/b68361132de13a6f5a130cae6fd7842bfe21e2aa/53_0_1770_1062/master/1770.jpg?width=1200&height=900&quality=85&auto=format&fit=crop&s=e7c5e977d12e7de3f9d049ff8d1780a0)
edit: As breaking they only started to fill up the piece after having the practically empty page as a placeholder for some time.
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**eta:**
You can view his full interview with BBC South West here:
>[*BBC: Neil Parish is resigning as an MP after admitting he watched pornography twice in the House of Commons*](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61284686)
Cut off one head, two grow back.
He had a 24k majority, so they’ll just elect another Tory. It has been for the last 99 years.
> he said that initially he had stumbled across the website while looking for information about tractors
I-
I just want to be clear here, as I feel I’m missing something.
If you watch porn on your phone in the House of Commons you have to resign?
If you break the law repeatedly in Downing Street you have to say sorry and carry on as it’s not a big deal?
Those disgusting tractor porno sites, there’s are so many of them though! Which one?!?
Good to hear. Its nice to see some standards being upheld for once.
Now lets hope we can see more of it towards a few more serious cases.
Looks like his wife (perviously on payroll) will be looking for a new job.
https://polyptics.com/Mps/neil-parish/
Did he misstype *Man Ploughs Bush* instead of *Man Ploughs Field*?🤔
He’s in a Tory safe seat that’s always voted tory ever since it was created. Even if Labour don’t win here, it will be interesting to see how much of a swing towards them there is. It could also be a Lib Dem gain because they sometimes do well in by elections.
Given the political history of the phrase “moment of madness”, it seems a semi appropriate choice of words, I suppose.
Trackwhores.com – for those with an equal love of motorbikes and loose women.
> Today, he decided he could no longer remain in post, saying that the row over his position was harming his family and Conservatives in his constituency.
Oh right. So he’s concerned about conservatives in his constituency, but people who didn’t vote for him can go fuck themselves*?
*but only if he can watch.
He went to onlyfarms and ended up on onlyfans. Happens to the best of us
At least he has been honest, admitted his mistake and resigned
I can think of a fair amount of MPs that would fight this until it reached court.
He’s made two terrible decisions, but amazingly I think higher of him than the other corrupt lot that weasel their way out of punishment
“In my defense, I’d just smashed in a massive line of coke and it made me horny”.
Tractors?
Tories man…at least they used to just hang emselves in cupboads in stockings with an orange in their mouth.
Now they’re into tractor porn!
I just watched his interview.
It’s quite refreshing to see a now former MP humbling himself, talking openly about what he’s done wrong, without a prepared statement. He’s literally sat there answering questions. Says the first time was a mistake, the second time he intentionally visited the website and viewed it. Said his intention was never for anyone to see him viewing it, his intention was the opposite.
There is an irony here, he has done the right thing – He’s quit. There are plenty more politicians who do something wrong, lie about it, ignore it, and get to keep their job.
I’m sorry I must be dreaming, is this a Tory owning up to their behaviour and acting responsibly by stepping down?
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The explanation is even worse.
Just say you got bored and decided to watch some porn. Say you don’t give a shit about the sanctity of the House and no harm was done.
Why are these people so fucking weird?
But there are so many tractor websites which one were you looking at
How did all this get out? I don’t understand how unless he was caught red handed how this ever saw the light of day? Honest questions
Only watched porn twice? Now that’s a barefaced lie
Neil parish has a party in his pants and quits boris has a party in number 10 and just snortles?more respect for the fapmeister tbf
Moment of madness LOL.
Just admit you are a horny fucker.
Labours attack line now should be “if the man who is disgusting enough to watch porn in the House of Commons is decent enough to quit, why is the man who broke his own Covid laws not decent enough to resign”
Also why was he even allowed to resign? He should have been sacked.
I know these twats like watching people get screwed but this is just taking the piss.
Yesterday he was on camera saying “I have have accidentally opened a porn site and if I am found guilty I will resign” then changes his story 24 hours on. Something tells me he jumped as something else is coming out.
But his story about mixing up a site about tractors and a porn site initially then going directly to porn later…just how?
The whole of the Conservative party seems to be having moments of madness, lying
,cheating, and generally being fucking shits but STILL the cunts are in power with the Press fully behind them.
Perhaps he thought he was at a party, not a work thing.
Yeah, watching porn at work is in bad taste but screwing the country over is worse. The fact that he’s gone and Boris is still PM is bullshit.
WHAT TYPE OF PORN!
I think it’s very important we know. Just in case the police need to follow up….
I thought it was accidental?
>Former farmer says he was looking at tractors online when he stumbled on an adult site – but later went back for more
Was it an…adult tractor site? I’ve seen some…things…it’s weird out there
Why do I get the impression this nonsense is just to dilute the deluge of more serious Tory scandals recently?
I mean it’s an easy mistake to make. I imagine he was looking for information on the Tory cabinet by searching “massive cocks fucking people over”. Fair is fair.
Moment of madness, lucky he got caught before he started having a mass debate.
Just defend yourself in the hope the forgiveness cascade comes in and you don’t need to, but it didn’t?
All Neil Parish had to say was:
*Clicked on a link in the “lads” whatsapp group. Got fucking done by Big dave.”*
Would have got away with it.
I’m astonished one of them has finally been held accountable for something, fully expected him to just say he opened it by accident and get away with it
I’ve heard of post-nut clarity but christ alive what made him think of doing this in the first place
a moment that would’ve lasted a whole 3 minutes as long as he forwarded it to the good bits
There isn’t a fucking Tory under the sun with a sound mind
Maybe this why they’re so hard for the porn-block legislation, otherwise how can they do their jobs? I mean that does leave the odd bare leg, so maybe some legislation needs putting forward for that too
Never thought I’d be applauding the public porn watcher for doing the honourable thing and setting an example to the Cunt-in-Chief
The cynic in me says he’s been told to resign so his face is not all over the papers next week during the local elections
guys i need some advice.
my kid has some farming homework and i’m afraid if i have to google tractors what i’ll see.
what can i do?
Ooooh THAT porn (I watched on my phone twice).
Silly me. I thought you meant a completely different porn (which is why I denied it originally).
Anyone heard of Neil before this?
Sacrificial lambkins…
I do not understand. My moments of madness involve chucking hot water in the bin and leaving my teabag in the cup……. watching porn is deliberate
Reminds me of a HK politician watching porn on his phone at work too. I don’t think he resigned though.
If I did this in a private company I’d be fired with no renumeration package, and also face possible legal action. Classic parliament.