I can’t say that passing wind has made me miss someone.
I feel like the person that wrote these went through a sad breakup half way through and turned to hiding in rose bushes wanting to moisten silently
“It’s OK to walk slowly.”
Not in front of me.
Are they translated from Chinese, where they’re possibly really clever and meaningful?
Also a lot of them look like the text is outside of the actual sticker
2. There’s a guy in the place with a bittersweet face…
5th letter making you smile,
Eeezer Goode.
There was a site somewhere that generated these things using proto-ai and it was absolutely brilliant comedy. They were supposed to be inspiring and it was “it’s fine, you didn’t need that foot”
Who is this L, and what does it want to moisten silently?
The grammar in some of these is so poor that reading them feels like having a stroke
“I like you, like it all over the mountains”
Steady on
where can i buy this intentionally
This had me in stitches, thanks for sharing.
That the cut lines don’t even match up with the text is the cherry on top
This looks like someone google translated stuff from another language. Some almost make sense.
“There Is A Long Way To Go” could be both positive and negative.
Temu stickers. Love it
I’m getting married next year. Strongly considering giving these out as party favours, just to set the right tone.
> They get progressively more unhinged as you go down
I don’t know. I think number 2 is the most unhinged.
> The fifth letter may be time to just your eyes smiling
Sound advice.
I want to know what the “big wind” is a mistranslation of.
Someone get Matt rose on this
I love that the cut out for each sticker doesn’t line up at all with the graphics
To be fair “You are my today and all of my tomorrows” sounds quite nice, the rest are basically gibberish
I was given some scrapbooking supplies as a gift and had a similar sticker sheet. My favourite was “Be dazzling, you are qualified”
Hand him the ‘passing wind’ one next time you fart in his presence.
This is the best thing I’ve seen today. If anyone wants me, I’ll be over here moistening things silently.
It starts off as nonsense, then becomes quite nice with one or two concerning ones sprinkled in, and then way back to nonsense again.
Hahaha I want some
I swear I’ve received most of those lines in fortune cookies over the years.
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> L want to moisten things silently
Truer words were never spoken
Temu stickers.
I can’t say that passing wind has made me miss someone.
I feel like the person that wrote these went through a sad breakup half way through and turned to hiding in rose bushes wanting to moisten silently
“It’s OK to walk slowly.”
Not in front of me.
Are they translated from Chinese, where they’re possibly really clever and meaningful?
Also a lot of them look like the text is outside of the actual sticker
2. There’s a guy in the place with a bittersweet face…
5th letter making you smile,
Eeezer Goode.
There was a site somewhere that generated these things using proto-ai and it was absolutely brilliant comedy. They were supposed to be inspiring and it was “it’s fine, you didn’t need that foot”
Who is this L, and what does it want to moisten silently?
The grammar in some of these is so poor that reading them feels like having a stroke
“I like you, like it all over the mountains”
Steady on
where can i buy this intentionally
This had me in stitches, thanks for sharing.
That the cut lines don’t even match up with the text is the cherry on top
This looks like someone google translated stuff from another language. Some almost make sense.
“There Is A Long Way To Go” could be both positive and negative.
Temu stickers. Love it
I’m getting married next year. Strongly considering giving these out as party favours, just to set the right tone.
> They get progressively more unhinged as you go down
I don’t know. I think number 2 is the most unhinged.
> The fifth letter may be time to just your eyes smiling
Sound advice.
I want to know what the “big wind” is a mistranslation of.
Someone get Matt rose on this
I love that the cut out for each sticker doesn’t line up at all with the graphics
To be fair “You are my today and all of my tomorrows” sounds quite nice, the rest are basically gibberish
I was given some scrapbooking supplies as a gift and had a similar sticker sheet. My favourite was “Be dazzling, you are qualified”
Hand him the ‘passing wind’ one next time you fart in his presence.
This is the best thing I’ve seen today. If anyone wants me, I’ll be over here moistening things silently.
It starts off as nonsense, then becomes quite nice with one or two concerning ones sprinkled in, and then way back to nonsense again.
Hahaha I want some
I swear I’ve received most of those lines in fortune cookies over the years.
This should be in r/engrish
Shaka, when the walls fell
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